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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Once there were bronze statues of a boy and a girl, facing each other, on opposite sides of a pathway in a park. One day, a kindly wizard brought them both to life.

The newly human boy looked at the newly human girl and said, "Honey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Let's do it," the girl replied with a gleam in her eye.

They dashed to the nearby bushes and nearly shook all the leaves off them with their thrashing and shaking. Finally, they lay stock-still, panting from exhaustion.

After a minute, the boy said, "Wanna do it again?"

"Sure," the girl replied. "Only this time, you hold down the pigeon and I'll shit on it."

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Way2GoSassy's avatar

I don't doubt it for a minute. At the time I was working all the hours I could just in case I got laid off when my company was bought out.

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