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Why do so many voters in the states with the most beautiful public lands keep electing congressmen and senators who are so utterly contemptuous of the concept of public lands?

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Maybe we, the non-morans, should all go out and occupy some parks and wildlife refuges. It's not like anyone gets jail time for it.

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"If lawmakers wanted to give such land to a...tribe"

Hahaha, good one!

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I mean, would it matter? It's theirs.

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Can we at least make sure to pack our own snacks and lube?

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Right of first refusal?

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And, presumably, their private security.

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Tiny frog!

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Corruption and greed hurts everyone except those benefiting from it. It's theirs, indeed. They can do with it what they see fit...which may mean mining, timber cutting, and drilling for oil.

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Oh yes, unlike the party of personal responsibility, we actually take care of our own needs.

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Dibs on Fort Knox!

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That is my true form. Yes, I have deceived you all. I am sorry. I promise to only use my electro-eye-blasts for good.

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Wow, the guy who grifted his bucks in real estate isn't keen on giving away real estate ... whoda thunk it.

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We make puns coccyx fun!

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Perhaps, but it's an awfully low bar.

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Isn't he wonderful? Let's all give him a big hand!

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