Housekeeping: Wonkette "Reporting"

It has been brought to our attention that some people (not you) have trouble distinguishing between Wonkette posts that are based in first-hand, fact-like knowledge (party reports, sightings) and posts in that contain, as someone once said, "things I make up" (Bush girls drinking baby Jew blood, Bush fucking his dog, Kerry having sex with anyone). As a service to our irony-impaired readers, entries based on our actually leaving the house and/or speaking to someone "on the record" (we're looking that up) will be denoted with the following symbol:

It's disproportionally present today. Please don't get your hopes up.