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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's really no way to predict what would fall out -- but I'm all for the scientific method. And large values of N ... I love large values of N.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And they do not break into pieces, which means they do not in reality create litter. Not that "reality" counts for anything in Texas.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That may explain why your parents stopped giving you Easter baskets.

SullivanSt's avatar

Beans been banned in Boston?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Candy just doesn't have the same taste unless I've whacked something to smithereens to get it.

Spurning Beer's avatar

What Newt is full of may have started out as candy, but....

Spurning Beer's avatar

Effigies are much neater, and are less, you know, urban.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Yes, the Niño, the Piñata, and the Santeria.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Mine runs on a propane tank. Very clean burning.

Joshua Norton's avatar

I'm pretty sure if you hit Newt Gingrich with a bat candy would fall out.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Just hand all the kids guns instead. Let's see them put a sign up about that.