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<i>Republican</i> superPAcs.

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There's really no way to predict what would fall out -- but I'm all for the scientific method. And large values of N ... I love large values of N.

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And they do not break into pieces, which means they do not in reality create litter. Not that "reality" counts for anything in Texas.

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That may explain why your parents stopped giving you Easter baskets.

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Candy sales would triple.

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Beans been banned in Boston?

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Candy just doesn't have the same taste unless I've whacked something to smithereens to get it.

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omg... ear worm.

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What Newt is full of may have started out as candy, but....

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Effigies are much neater, and are less, you know, urban.

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Yes, the Niño, the Piñata, and the Santeria.

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Mine runs on a propane tank. Very clean burning.

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I'm pretty sure if you hit Newt Gingrich with a bat candy would fall out.

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Just hand all the kids guns instead. Let's see them put a sign up about that.

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