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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>Republican</i> superPAcs.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's really no way to predict what would fall out -- but I'm all for the scientific method. And large values of N ... I love large values of N.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And they do not break into pieces, which means they do not in reality create litter. Not that "reality" counts for anything in Texas.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That may explain why your parents stopped giving you Easter baskets.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Candy sales would triple.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Beans been banned in Boston?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Candy just doesn't have the same taste unless I've whacked something to smithereens to get it.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

omg... ear worm.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

What Newt is full of may have started out as candy, but....

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Effigies are much neater, and are less, you know, urban.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Yes, the Niño, the Piñata, and the Santeria.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Mine runs on a propane tank. Very clean burning.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I'm pretty sure if you hit Newt Gingrich with a bat candy would fall out.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Just hand all the kids guns instead. Let's see them put a sign up about that.

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