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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The results of this will be unbearable.

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bobbert's avatar

Thanks for that. I've only glanced at it, but am already taken by the picture caption: <i>"Saturn's rings, looking over the shoulder of a gerbil blown out of a volcano on Titan"</i>.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

The former porn actress Houston? I remember seeing her Howard Stern's E! Network show a long time ago going to some kid's prom with him...definite fakes.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Comments seem a little light tonight....y'all out get drunk together or something?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Texas will not let its education be dictated by fact checkers.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Our textbooks are not “fake” and no textbook should give that impression. It would negatively impact students.</i>

Needz moar Jeebus and dinosaurs.

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Lot_49's avatar

When you're a Brown, you're a Brown all the way, from your first picnic basket till your dying day...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Does Stephen Colbert know about these bear fights?

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bobbert's avatar

Whoop, whoop?

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bobbert's avatar

42 again, hmmm?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

"Thinking Is For Commies"

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

I don't know about bear knife fights, but I'm certain that Adam and Eve had a pet dinosaur.

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Fartknocker's avatar

The picture from the NYT article is priceless. It shows 3 nice Republican Christian women who are all appointees by the Governor or the Legislature. They are focused on one thing and that is the content is Jesus-approved. Remember, this is the same state where Gubnor Big Hair told the world that the Mancado/Transocean off-shore platform fire and explosion in the Gulf of America was "an act of God."

I'm sure one of those 3 ladies also believes birth control can be accomplished by squeezing an aspirin with your knees.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

RW Science-y type fact:

If all the bears had guns to protect themselves, they wouldn't need to worry about knives.

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