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Gallego and Joe have a decent shot because the overall state is trending ever so slightly blue. Sadly when they saw that writing on the wall the not entirely Independent Redistricting Commission (the supposedly neutral deciding vote is a GOP fundraiser but thats somehow noy disqualifying if you never register as a party member) heavily favored the GOP keeping a 1-3 vote majority in the Hoise and 1-2 in the Senate. There are only 30 districts for the state legislature, each elects 1 Senator and 2 Reps. Only 4 districts are competitive, with 3 tipping for the GOP historically and 1 for Dems. Dems have picked off a couple of GOP cleaners to get where they are today but need a sweep of all the competitive seats to win the Senate and two pretty hefty upsets to take back the House. The abortion initiative likely will help D turnout but the MAGAts are putting stuff like creating a state criminal offense for being undocumented on the ballot (again) to drive up the crazy turnout. I'm worried we will look a lot like Wisconsin in the near future with constant standoff between Dem governors and other statewide elected like th AG and the only in power because of maps GOP state legislature.

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People like to call Wisconsin a swing state. I tell my neighbors how much life will suck for them and their children under Trump, just like it did the last time. This is so fucking exhausting.

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so fucking exhausting.

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You think life sucked with Trump 45? Trump 47 will make that look like a Sunday picnic

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Back in my time in Wisconsin it was a solid blue state except the southeastern corner that has always been red. Birthplace of modern progressivism. Just like Michigan both states flipped to red over the outsourcing of manufacturing jobs and the weakening of unions

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It is fucking exhausting. So much.

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No love for William Forsythe?

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Ta, Dok. AZ is weird, and I hope it's weird enough to flip.

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We just turned my tiny county red and yellow. There is only a slight taint of Tory blue left. It can be done.

Apologies if this makes no sense, just been out celebrating the election results plus the start of the first ever Pride weekend in my tiny town and very, very drunk.

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DRINK DRINK DRINK AND BE JOYFUL!!!!

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I just read that Colin Allred is within 3 points of Ted Cruz. Imagine replacing that rancid turd, Turd Cruz, with someone cool? Of course Beto O'Rourke only lost by 2.6%, so this isn't quite the progress I'd like to see.

Yup from now on it's "Fuck Turd Cruz" for me.

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"Did you mean: Did Ancient Aliens *Built* the Mall of America?"

> hahaha!! No thanks, Google. I meant what I said.

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Ah, I remember the ancient aliens building Mall of America. Their hover technology was the only way to get Macy's and Bloomingdale's in place.

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Hell yeah, turn it blue.

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Biden should just buckle down and handle the shit like.Ralph Northam did. Tell all the dumbfucks to STFU and pay attention to what he says and does. And also that PAB is crazier Charles Manson the racist and more evil than Ted Bundy the young Republican

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That was Truman's style and I think it's Joe's style too. He's been holding himself back all this time, but I have a feeling it's gonna be glorious watching him once he opens up on TFG full-throttle.

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“Everything they touch turns to death.” Lol. Yet even more republican projection. It's never ending.

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Sent them some moola. Say, Dok -- the spouse and I have a limited budget (better in September since like many teachers, we don't get paid in the summer), but we do appreciate your suggestions and follow them as we are able. We are always grateful when someone says, "this state/candidate could really win-- invest here."

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Preach

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To the Wonkette staff - Thank you so much for this article.

I was very distressed at the posts on replacing Joe that surfaced a couple days ago. I'll say no more.

This type of article is what we need more of. Show where it will be close. Show who is working to tip it in our favor. Provide links to donate. Profile different GOTV orgs.

This is the way.

To my fellow Wonkers - Amplify this message. I urge people to read this site all the time. Email stories like this. Post them on your feeds. Get the word out. These stories make people feel empowered to influence this election.

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Turn it blue! I expect no less from a state that sports its own version of a Vietnamese flag!

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No, the rising sun Japanese Imperial flag!

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I see what I want to see, dammit!

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I checked the interwebs. You are both right.

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Has anybody met a voter who believes the GOP's dreck about post-natal abortions? Even people who do nothing but watch Fox News and cop shows know what murder is.

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I met one. Lies work.

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It has been remarkably easy to convince people that The Other are sacrificing babies throughout history.

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Like the babies in Kuwaiti incubators

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Carthage must be destroyed!

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Early Christians were accused of sacrificing and eating babies by some Roman traditionalists.

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Has a vaguely antisemitic flavor, no?

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I met a Junkyard Gilligan Magat at Fancy Farm, KY (a big political picnic w/ candidates, speeches etc.) who asked me if I believed in abortion in the 4th trimester. He was with his 3 Magat buddies and their cheap trump 2020 flag stapled to a cheap ass stick.

Kid you not.

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Your response should have been “They are called trimesters because there are only three of them you inbred moron. What happened did the doc squeeze a little too hard on the forceps when pulling you out?”

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Ask him what trimester he's in and tell him that's how far you believe in abortion.

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like

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I get a lot of “well, we all know how evil those Democraps are so I wouldn’t put it past them, so I “believe” it’s something they MIGHT do”.

They are brainwashed to believe they are righteous and all liberals are evil, even to the point of if you don’t TELL them about a policy they actually like then spring on them where it really came from (and how all the ‘blessed’ MAGAts voted against it), they will flip 180 degrees and think more suspiciously of you going forward.

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That comment sounds like it came from here too. Red western CO but the blue spreads from the resort towns & is gaining on them, a dying redneck breed.

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Track for Beryl seems to b e shifting north. Not too familiar with that coast. Padre Island vacation my not be a good plan this weekend.

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Wait a minute! I thought hurricanes only targeted gay and abortion having states!

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I live in Corpus and work on Mustang Island, we just barely recovered from Harvey in 2017 so not loving the shift Eastward...

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Ouch. Looking less and less good for you. Worse if it slows like it seems to want to do.

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I was vacationing in Galveston in 2005 when “Rita” (a few weeks after “Katrina”) set her sights on the Gulf. We packed up the car and got the hell outta there one day before the mass evacuation. We left the day everyone was boarding up and shutting down, so minimal traffic. The next day was total gridlock on all roads outta there.

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The evacuation also stripped the stores and gas pumps bare across Houston.

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And a bus full of nursing home evacuees stuck on the interstate caught fire, as I recall. LOTS of panic & chaos.

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It's rarely a good idea any other time.

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Wait a friggin' minute: "shedding innocent blood" has been a core MAGA and conservative values since forever. Tha Aztec priests that ripped the heart out of sacrificial victims were pure conservatives.

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