Any of these will be fine Aloha, class, time for another round of Oh Yeah, Democrats Are Running For President Too, Aren't They? We know it's hard to remember that because they are so boring, with their Serious Talk About Serious Issues, LAME. They don't LITERALLY fling metaphorical feces at each other, or try to out-dick each other by figuring out which racial groups are A-OK to slur. (The answer is: none.) And not a single one of them has promised to send a big-ass wall to Mexico, POD. So BOR-ING. But still, we reckon it's nice to check on them from time to time, so they don't feel neglected. Especially poor Martin O'Malley. He could really use a hug.
I really don't get the Carson thing. Trump I get. He's a walking reality show and YOOOGE attention whore. Carson is just psychotic. Like Stockdale level disconnect from reality only not senile, just straight up wackaloon.
I thought that's how the whole thing started? They were going to find the emails authorizing the attack on the embassy. It would be classic, though, if they forgot what it was all about by the time the investigations are over in another eleventy years. Kinda like how I go into a room and forget what the hell I wanted in there.
I was thinking this exact thing this morning. they have so many manufactured scandals floating out there they can't keep track of them anymore. Best part is it's gotta be driving Issa crazy the way the media keeps shouting 'squirrel' every time the REAL truth about Benghazi is about to come out.
Neener, neener! :-)
Also, too: "Mussolini: His Part in My Downfall".
I really don't get the Carson thing. Trump I get. He's a walking reality show and YOOOGE attention whore. Carson is just psychotic. Like Stockdale level disconnect from reality only not senile, just straight up wackaloon.
I thought that's how the whole thing started? They were going to find the emails authorizing the attack on the embassy. It would be classic, though, if they forgot what it was all about by the time the investigations are over in another eleventy years. Kinda like how I go into a room and forget what the hell I wanted in there.
JFC, how is that even possible? *cries*
I was thinking this exact thing this morning. they have so many manufactured scandals floating out there they can't keep track of them anymore. Best part is it's gotta be driving Issa crazy the way the media keeps shouting 'squirrel' every time the REAL truth about Benghazi is about to come out.
Does the feces really exist if is metaphoriacl and not literally being flung?
"Mooselini: Her Part in My Downfall" by Sen. John McCain
If a faeces gets thrown in the woods and nobody catches it, did it still get thrown? #feelthezen
GAGGGGGG!! I'm about to have lunch!
Better hurry up, Blob, you've got a lot of merchandising to knock out . . .
So YOU'RE the one Googling "suds nuns" . . .
Now you're making me all nostalgic for those old Star Trek episodes.
Wrong blog. You want Crooks & Liars.
I should have been more specific, I meant Penelope Cruz, my bad.
One of them is going to get cancer?