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SICK 360 OLLIE TAILGRAB UTERISTAND!!

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"Artist" is a mighty stretch. Hell, "Street Artists" would have some fucking care for their craft and apply the work without wrinkling the fuck out of it. Something tells me presentation doesn't matter much to you if you're funded by Kochbucks to get the prints made.

<i>Sabo, Photoshop Aficionado With Access To Large Format Printer Who Discovered The Wingnuts ABSOLUTELY ADORE Anyone On Their Side No Matter What </i>

He's the band who says "[city name], are you ready to rock!!" because applause.

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Well of course not, because none of those Presidents did while being blah.

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Homo phobius regressus.

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Barbie and bestie-turned-partner Teresa are having the babby with donated sperm.

Ironically, about 10 years ago Barb's original BFF Midge reappeared, this time heavy with child, only to have the babby aborted by RWNJ outcry.

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Plus Special Edition WB Shirt, Beer Gut, NeckBeard, Full Color Face Tatts and Submicro Dink?

I heard that Mattel pulled it from production because it would be too expensive to produce the extensive gun collection that was required in order to properly accessorize that model.

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It's sacred human life until it's born. Then it's death penalty, no health insurance, go to war, arsenic in the water and hunger games with food stamps. And that's just the American sacred human life. IN the browner nations of the world, it's drones and depleted uranium.

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I'd be outraged, except it's so unimaginative it bores me. C'mon wingnuts, you gotta do better than that if you want to keep people's attention.

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You know, when conservatives talk about politicians taking your rights away, they never tell you they're the ones who are trying to do the taking.

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Vanilla and chocolate babbies.....? Still waiting for strawberry and banana before I commit the bucks.

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Doll? You mean pinata.

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Well, at least they spared us the sight of plastic ladybits.

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