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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sometimes no one finds out about the missing brain until they're elected to the Texas legislature.

SullivanSt's avatar

There's some folks out Oklahoma way might be interested in retaking posession.

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"We never said women should be informed".

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Oh grief, that thought has me considering starting my weekend drinking now.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm like those guys on Ain't It Cool News that read all the spoilers and script leaks, then complain how boring and predictable the movie was when it finally comes out.

bobbert's avatar

Exploding Placentae might make it as a band name.

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That story:

1. Two helicopters? Sure, Adam.

2. Sadly, the Schedule 1 drug is probably weed, and I'm going to be forced to have some sympathy for the knucklehead.

bobbert's avatar

It sounds like a Federal charge.

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That seems to happen to everybody these days. I'm thinking it's just a little revenue-enhancement policy.

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That's how Jesus wants it . . . who are we to argue?

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And swallowing after fellatio will be considered cannibalism.

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One of the comments suggests that he can't own guns if he's convicted of a drug offense. If true, that would be karma kubed.

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Maybe they think outlawing abortion will create more hand/blow jobs.

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(It's OK if your gynecologist is a Republican.)