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Sometimes no one finds out about the missing brain until they're elected to the Texas legislature.

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There's some folks out Oklahoma way might be interested in retaking posession.

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"We never said women should be informed".

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Oh grief, that thought has me considering starting my weekend drinking now.

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I'm like those guys on Ain't It Cool News that read all the spoilers and script leaks, then complain how boring and predictable the movie was when it finally comes out.

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Exploding Placentae might make it as a band name.

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That story:

1. Two helicopters? Sure, Adam.

2. Sadly, the Schedule 1 drug is probably weed, and I'm going to be forced to have some sympathy for the knucklehead.

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It sounds like a Federal charge.

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That seems to happen to everybody these days. I'm thinking it's just a little revenue-enhancement policy.

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Only one?

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*clutches pearls*

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That's how Jesus wants it . . . who are we to argue?

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And swallowing after fellatio will be considered cannibalism.

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One of the comments suggests that he can't own guns if he's convicted of a drug offense. If true, that would be karma kubed.

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Maybe they think outlawing abortion will create more hand/blow jobs.

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IOKIYGAR

(It's OK if your gynecologist is a Republican.)

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