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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

well duh.

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PubOption's avatar

I thought this guy was more of a parrot.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"New Mexico" sounds kinda ... you know, Mexican. Let's rename it "Barb's State". Also rename New Jersey just plain "joyzee".

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I was a fetus. It was the best 3/4 year of my life. There were no Repubicans. I was the 1%. And talk about socialism -- all my needs were taken care of by the Mommy State.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

An abandoned house with internet? Only in America.

Also, they're not "fixes". If you can't get away with "refactoring", call 'em "revisions" or "corrections".

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

ooooh! The "fucking weekend". Like me, comes but once a year.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

MRS HOWELL LIBELZ!!

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Fartknocker's avatar

We Texans look to West and say "I'm glad I don't live in Arizona. That's one fucked up place." Also, the cool people of Austin like America. Place exempt us from succession.

Thank you, Fartknocker

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

Yes but it most unfortunately is NOT the subversive vehicle for intelligence, compassion and thoughtful reporting it was back in my college days. More's the pity.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

I just love that those womenz in the background seem to be having some happy-funneez from this asshat's responses. That's the only thing that makes listening to Mr. BustedRecord for more than ten seconds even possible for me.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

<i>Bon weekend,</i> prommie!

Note: It's totally okay to bastardize the French language with English words again, due to the fact that a socialist won the Presidency!

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I wish the reporter would say "Sorry I don't speak tea-tard."

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>The highest quality and lowest cost can only be delivered without the government.</i>

Oh yes! Because it's worked so well so far.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yeah, stick with the important questions like: Boxers or briefs? Ginger or Mary Ann? What’s your favorite Teenage Mutant Turtle? Is your dog a racist too?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Jesse Kelly, why do you keep accepting endorsements from neo-Nazis and white supremacists? </i>

Those labels are <i>so</i> 15 minutes ago. The new PC wingnut term is "American Exeptionalists".

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schmannity's avatar

Saguaro you saying is no comment?

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