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PubOption's avatar

I thought this guy was more of a parrot.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"New Mexico" sounds kinda ... you know, Mexican. Let's rename it "Barb's State". Also rename New Jersey just plain "joyzee".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I was a fetus. It was the best 3/4 year of my life. There were no Repubicans. I was the 1%. And talk about socialism -- all my needs were taken care of by the Mommy State.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

An abandoned house with internet? Only in America.

Also, they're not "fixes". If you can't get away with "refactoring", call 'em "revisions" or "corrections".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

ooooh! The "fucking weekend". Like me, comes but once a year.

Fartknocker's avatar

We Texans look to West and say "I'm glad I don't live in Arizona. That's one fucked up place." Also, the cool people of Austin like America. Place exempt us from succession.

Thank you, Fartknocker

WishingIWereThere's avatar

Yes but it most unfortunately is NOT the subversive vehicle for intelligence, compassion and thoughtful reporting it was back in my college days. More's the pity.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

I just love that those womenz in the background seem to be having some happy-funneez from this asshat's responses. That's the only thing that makes listening to Mr. BustedRecord for more than ten seconds even possible for me.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

<i>Bon weekend,</i> prommie!

Note: It's totally okay to bastardize the French language with English words again, due to the fact that a socialist won the Presidency!

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I wish the reporter would say "Sorry I don't speak tea-tard."

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>The highest quality and lowest cost can only be delivered without the government.</i>

Oh yes! Because it's worked so well so far.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yeah, stick with the important questions like: Boxers or briefs? Ginger or Mary Ann? What’s your favorite Teenage Mutant Turtle? Is your dog a racist too?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Jesse Kelly, why do you keep accepting endorsements from neo-Nazis and white supremacists? </i>

Those labels are <i>so</i> 15 minutes ago. The new PC wingnut term is "American Exeptionalists".

schmannity's avatar

Saguaro you saying is no comment?