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Shoot...we just call that Saturday night where I live.

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"Hey, Peter—how does it feel to find out your son shot 26 people?"

I'm going to Disney Land!

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Aqua Buddha. AeroBuddha is my cousin.

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Why -- is there something wrong with a crowbar?

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I figured it was just the usual holiday slowdown.

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Wanna bet this shithead makes "Larnin' to Shoot Gunz" one of the essential features of his "program" for the kiddies?

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... where it earns you a seat in Congress.

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Actually seen letters-to-the-editor like this in my local fishwrap -- dude actually wrote, "This is just something we'll have to get used to in the coming years. We got used to automobile deaths, we can get used to this."

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i first read 'id' and you need that too.

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If these people want to deal with a classroom of kids with serious ADHD and no meds, be my guest.

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You win today's <i>Schadenfreude</i> Prize. And maybe now, with all that extra cash in his pocket, he'll go out and create some jerbs.

The poor bastard had to find out from reporters the awful things that happened that day. "Hey, Peter—how <i>does it feel</i> to find out your son shot 26 people?"

Reporters (well, television reporters) love to ask the how-does-it-feel question because no one can answer it without sounding like an idiot. This makes the reporter feel superior.

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This is why groceries are cheap.

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Keep fucking that chicken, wingnutters.

No, really, you’re hitting the gas, driving the GOP to irrelevance, Hey, maybe you should change the name of your organization … may I suggest “Whig Party?”

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Do we really have to choose between "Reefer Madness" and "Mommie Dearest" to explain how a bullet made its way into a child's body?

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Lankford was probably drunk or trippin' when he said that.

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