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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

$5 if you want cheesy bread also too.

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Historicat's avatar

Self-deleted after getting called out about child-killing jokes following the Arizona shootings (Gabby Giffords). Maybe came back under a different moniker (or two) but seemed a little less grounded to reality.

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Amy!'s avatar

You've forgotten some of the basics.

"The map is not the territory"

Solution is left as an exercise for the [depraved] reader.

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Amy!'s avatar

Now, that's an interesting speculation. Will he vote? Apparently, he's done the reality television version of voting before, and apparently did it in such a way that it prolly didn't count.

There's a sort of tradition to major-name politicians getting photographed going to vote. Wonder if we'll see one for Donny?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Not a single mention of chicken? Oh, that's right, that's wingnut sex-code.

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Terri S's avatar

Haven't watched it, but the commercial freaks my dog out for some reason

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

It could really be all of the above, or more properly, AOT,K.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Sea, it says WRITE THEIR: "HAMBERGER MEAT"

ITS A MEATING OF PETER FILES!!1

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Glad my $5 a month is hastening the coming of the Satanic World Order, or whatever we're calling it now. Is there a preferred acronym for the Hillz administration yet?

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The Psy of Life's avatar

HEY! Hyenas are noble animals -- a little scary, okay, a lot scary, but noble, nonetheless. You should leave them out of this.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I thought the goal was to get back to living in caves and foraging food while avoiding the packs of GMO-gone-wrong mutant wolf-dogs? Cuz we're well on our way to that goal, should be there by 2095.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Obama was one of several that I voted for, but he will always by my president, too. He's been the absolute best ever.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Mine, too. It speaks volumes.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

2020 is gonna be his year, as long as the baby uterus IV treatment kicks in to give him eternal life.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Another satisfied customer

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

AHEM COMRADE! Don't you mean when Cinnamon Toast Crunch was going to Pickle-seltzer and cancel the bagel-jizz?

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