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Khavrinen's avatar

When is somebody going to tell him that Donny TwoScoops hasn't ever been capable of love?

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Trump is looked at with distaste in Utah. They'll vote for him because he's a Republican, but they don't love him the way Suthn Babtsts do.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter consider themselves evangelicals.

Martin Chambers's avatar

Always projection. Trump just dug up irony and killed it again!Shel

SterWonk's avatar

That's our Sinema: Keeping it mercurial. Don't ever change!

I see what you did there. https://media0.giphy.com/me...

SterWonk's avatar

Somehow I missed the fact that you were raised Mormon. That must have made coming out extra-awkward for you. 😢

SterWonk's avatar

He's Cousin Oliver ...

Damn, that's cold-blooded!

SqueakyRat's avatar

I agree. Mitt joins the never-trumpers. So what?

SterWonk's avatar

They evangelize the teachings of Christ; that has little to do with modern American Evangelicals.

Delu's avatar

How do you solve a problem like Mitt Romney?

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

tangofoxtrot's avatar

"...spinless hack..." HA!

Enter Ranting's avatar

A flibberdegibbit, a will o' the wisp, a clown!

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

Yeah, the slobbering over this sod gave me the dry heaves yesterday.

Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Oh my God - now I’m gonna be singing all the Sound of Music songs in my head all night! Hahaa!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Under his wimple, he has curlers in his hair.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

He has never been the same since daddums cold-cocked him in front of the whole dorm.