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When is somebody going to tell him that Donny TwoScoops hasn't ever been capable of love?

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Trump is looked at with distaste in Utah. They'll vote for him because he's a Republican, but they don't love him the way Suthn Babtsts do.

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Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter consider themselves evangelicals.

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Always projection. Trump just dug up irony and killed it again!Shel

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That's our Sinema: Keeping it mercurial. Don't ever change!

I see what you did there. https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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Somehow I missed the fact that you were raised Mormon. That must have made coming out extra-awkward for you. 😢

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He's Cousin Oliver ...

Damn, that's cold-blooded!

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I agree. Mitt joins the never-trumpers. So what?

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They evangelize the teachings of Christ; that has little to do with modern American Evangelicals.

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How do you solve a problem like Mitt Romney?

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

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"...spinless hack..." HA!

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A flibberdegibbit, a will o' the wisp, a clown!

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Yeah, the slobbering over this sod gave me the dry heaves yesterday.

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Oh my God - now I’m gonna be singing all the Sound of Music songs in my head all night! Hahaa!

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Under his wimple, he has curlers in his hair.

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He has never been the same since daddums cold-cocked him in front of the whole dorm.

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