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Truth is, you could magically transport everything Donnie ever built to Mars, or better yet into the sun, and nobody looking at the Manhattan skyline would even notice.

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DemoCat's avatar

Donald built this city.

He built this city on fraudy loans.

He built this city.

He built this city on unpaid workers’ bones.

Knee deep in indictments.

Farting in his sleep.

You call him irresponsible.

MTG is his veep!

Melania plays the mamba, listen to maga radio, don't you remember?

Don built this city, he built this city on fraudy loans!

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Who built New York City?

Who had the idea of nice apartments, as opposed to either Town Houses for people who could also go out to their places in the country and slums?

Who created the concept and built the first luxury apartments?

America's Most Famous Abortionist.

Read this book, it is amazing:

https://www.amazon.com/Madame-Restell-Resurrection-Fabulous-Abortionist/dp/B0B8339LLK/

Trump is a dumpster fire.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. "Judge" Boxwine says what she's paid to believe. As for Eric, he believes he's an heir; as if there will be anything left.

Robert DeNiro and his pals like Jane Rosenthal brought Tribeca back from near death with the film festival. TFG's first very public act was destroying the irreplaceable Bonwit Teller goddesses he'd promised to a museum. He did it in the dead of night, using undocumented workers for demolition. I've detested, loathed, and despised that POS ever since.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

impressionable MAGA voters, the kinds of voters who are scared of great big New York City

The blacks, everywhere

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Emmanuel Goldstein's avatar

That reminds me of when Tina Fey did an impersonation of Sarah Palin on SNL years ago. "You went to the UN for the first time. How was that experience?" "I have to say, I was disheartened by how many of them were foreigners." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Jk7K_DnTk

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Ward From Cali's avatar

"And of course, Eric has been extremely confused and upset and angry about Daddy being indicted, and the only person who could possibly maybe make him feel less scared is six feet under somewhere on the golf course in New Jersey."

Allegedly. There are many who wonder if the only thing actually buried there is yet another stash of stolen classified documents.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It's the Pecker stash. All the dirt the Enquirer collected on Donnie.

Do you want to know if Trump actually murdered someone? Look under Ivana.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

I personally doubt that. Trump is a notorious coward.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I can see him losing control and accidently killing someone. Ketchup-flingers traditionally lack impulse control.

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Dave Hardwick's avatar

NAILED it again! Many thanks, Evan!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I just finished watching season 2 of The Jinx. It's weird to see Judge Boxwine behave like a normal human, instead of a treasonous foghorn of bullshit.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Judge "It's 5-o'clock Somewhere," is the chef's kiss, Evan. We know with her that she's getting paid to fluff trump's junk, but Ewik is a mystery. Although I guess in reality he is also being paid, by trump himself. How big a lie you tell for the father from hell might decide your Christmas bonus this year.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I'm calling out an error as I'm pretty sure that Ivanka is only buried three feet under because PAB is too cheap to spend the money on a six footer.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

He built this city by being an orange troll.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Was it really a smart investment to build all the tallest buildings in the crime-infested hellhole that is New York? All the companies are fleeing it, I thought? Because murders and rigged stollen witch hunts?

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Zyxomma's avatar

He did not build the Wall Street property; it's a gorgeous old building.

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John Norris's avatar

Excellent questions the Orange Turd will never answer.

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Daniel's avatar

"Is there a building with your name on it? Have you built skyscrapers? Has the skyline of New York changed because of all of your vision? NO!”

1) it's not a nice skyscraper. It looks like an eighties hi-fi, all boxy and black glass covered and clumsy and gauche.

2) he didn't build it for the good of the city. It's not like it provides housing for ordinary New Yorkers or anything.

3) Robert De Niro is such a fucking treasure, such a symbol of excellence in his profession, that he has been forgiven something like 80 films of absolute garbage. De Niro was fogiven Dirty Grandpa, for fuck's sake.

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DDB9000's avatar

1) If you mean Trump Tower it is nowhere near a skyscarper - NONE of his bulidings are nor have ever been.. It is only 664-ft heigh. The Empire State Building has a roof height of 1,250. The original 1 World Trade Center (the North Tower) was1,368 feet, and 2 World Trade Center (the South Tower) was 1,362 feet. The new WTC reaches a total height of 1,776 feet.

30 Rockfeller plaza, home of Trump's fave neworks. NBC and MSNBC is 850 feet high AND it has it's own zip code!

The Chrysler Building is an Art Deco skyscraper . At 1,046 ft , it is the tallest brick building in the world with a steel framework, and it was the world's tallest building for 11 months after its completion in 1930. As of 2019, the Chrysler Building is the 12th-tallest building in the city, tied with The New York Times Building.

Oooh the Donald must be said at that as the News Corp (Fox News, Wall St Journal, New York Post) building is only a teensy-weensy 592 feet high!

In the olden tymes the earliest ''skyscrapers' were not as high. But then the sky was WAY lower in olden times. Now there are 17 that are1000 feet or more high, and 12 in the 900s.

Trump does own one biggie, 40 Wall Street, which he DID NOT BUILD but bought from the previous criminal owner has housed many other alleged criminals and shady businesses since Trump bought it in 1995 - it passed through the hands of Ferdinand Marcos, the late dictator of the Philippines, and his wife, Imelda at one point.. As of last Novenber,t he mortgage has an outstanding balance of $122.6 million, down from an original $160 million, according to loan documents.

AS DA Tish James documented in a fraud lawsuit, the Trump Organization’s valuations for 40 Wall Street would escalate wildly in the ensuing years. In 2014, for example, mortgage lender Capital One valued it at $257mn but Trump pegged it at $550mn on his annual financial statement. It was an attempt, the attorney-general alleged β€” and a New York judge agreed β€” to inflate his wealth to win better terms from lenders and burnish his reputation.

As Sonny and Cher never said, ''The Grift Goes On"

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

I even forgive him for Meet the Fockers, out of which I walked after 10 minutes.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Plus he destroyed a building with cool Art Deco friezes on it, which he had lied and said he would save. He literally took something nice away from New Yorkers.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

RIP Bonwit Teller.

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JamesSmith's avatar

Eric is dumb enough and Trump has a large enough ego for when Eric asked his dad if he built the Empire State and Chrysler buildings, Trump would say yes

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DogParent's avatar

Even people who aren't as dopey as Pirro and middle failson accept the "real estate developer" myth. Never mind that he's really into licensing/building management/money laundering -- since when does someone who is running a hugely successful business have time to host a freaking game show for over a decade? Somewhere out there, are there people who believe Richard Branson or George Soros auditioned for The Apprentice and just didn't make the cut? That Warren Buffett spent all of 2004 telling people "I don't understand, I nailed my callback"?

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Bupkus231's avatar

Gee - maybe that documentary that PAB's lawyers are trying to block would have something to say about PAB's "impact" on NYC

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

It's not a documentary. It's a lightly fictionalized story of TFG's early days as a wannabe player in NYC and his relationship with Roy Cohn.

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