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I CAN TOO GROW A MUSTACHE!!!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I always thought she was a "beard" (something you hide behind) to make him not look so guilty to the Republican voters, as he found out there was an investigation in Nov. Then in Dec suddenly he's engaged.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

More like ...he even 'dates' them.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Not only doesn't he have any gay friends, he doesn't have any female friends. Hell, even his male friends are wearing striped shirts and plaid pants.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Just out of curiosity, is he keeping bottles of hot sauce in coozies in that pic? Does he think they'll be cooler if he keeps them like that?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

As is good and proper.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Why the fuck does dumqus blarp me into a completely different story, the non comments or even a whole nother tab after I click the further reading bar thingy? Why why why???!!!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

If you anagram ginger luckey it spells Nestor is the love of my life Papi.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

And he huffed and he huffed and he fell down so high!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

I hope they’re finally mailing my Soros checks! I have some lodging expenses from my agente provocateuring in DC they are overdue!

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

That happens to me on my phone and I have to scroll a mile or so. Doesn't happen on the PC.

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f81z7g391's avatar

She's "Blair" from Showtime's "Black Friday"

It's a business arrangement.

One, or both, of them is for sure banging the pool boy.

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PattiLeigh's avatar

When are these ass hats going to do the perp walk. Sick of waiting for a good night of perp walk and popcorn.

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Commentista's avatar

Crappy website coding.

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