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I CAN TOO GROW A MUSTACHE!!!

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I always thought she was a "beard" (something you hide behind) to make him not look so guilty to the Republican voters, as he found out there was an investigation in Nov. Then in Dec suddenly he's engaged.

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More like ...he even 'dates' them.

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Not only doesn't he have any gay friends, he doesn't have any female friends. Hell, even his male friends are wearing striped shirts and plaid pants.

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Just out of curiosity, is he keeping bottles of hot sauce in coozies in that pic? Does he think they'll be cooler if he keeps them like that?

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As is good and proper.

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Why the fuck does dumqus blarp me into a completely different story, the non comments or even a whole nother tab after I click the further reading bar thingy? Why why why???!!!

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If you anagram ginger luckey it spells Nestor is the love of my life Papi.

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And he huffed and he huffed and he fell down so high!

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I hope they’re finally mailing my Soros checks! I have some lodging expenses from my agente provocateuring in DC they are overdue!

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That happens to me on my phone and I have to scroll a mile or so. Doesn't happen on the PC.

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She's "Blair" from Showtime's "Black Friday"

It's a business arrangement.

One, or both, of them is for sure banging the pool boy.

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When are these ass hats going to do the perp walk. Sick of waiting for a good night of perp walk and popcorn.

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Crappy website coding.

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