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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When asked about this at a press conference, Chump said that Landry approached him and volunteered to take on this assignment.

Uh oh, Jeff. Hear that rumbling? That's that annoying old Greyhound a rumbling down the highway just waiting for you to fuck up.

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Martha Howell's avatar

My mom's social worker told me that her nursing home care--which I had been solely providing, without respite, for 4 years after things got bad, and for 20 years before that--was costing Medicaid $900/day. I guess I was supposed to feel guilty, instead of wondering why the system couldn't give me a little help before I knew, "It's her or me," when I was scared to go to the store because she wasn't safe to leave alone, when I cried at 2:30 because at 3:00 I would have to bully a crippled woman into the bathroom before I had a major mess to deal with. Funny how they found a pain solution that finally gives her relief once it wasn't just me begging for help. Run, Greenland, run.

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Tessie's avatar

"“You know what you went to Korea one time and came back with a steel mill"

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What, in his carry-on bag, like it was a hotel towel?

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eddi-SABH's avatar

I we ask nice, can we b part of Greenland?

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Richard Ehrlicher's avatar

As a resident of the great state of Louisiana…I wish he’d go to Greenland and stay there. But I don’t wish that on the good folks of Greenland. Besides our pipeline of pols would just give us someone as bad, or worse.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. The civilized world wants nothing to do with the US at present, with good reason.

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DD1980's avatar

I agree with everything you laid out about Greenland people having any interest in joining America. But to say there is some kind of benefit to Americas national security….is ludicrous….America has bases in Greenland and can open more if they want…American companies can do business there and mine the resources if they want….and there has been no large scale change in Russian or Chinese military activity nearby Greenland

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He wants to put another star on the flag, and he wants the star to be gold so everyone knows that Chump is responsible for that star.

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Andy Reed's avatar

Jeff Landry is almost as offensive (and iggrant) as Tommy Tuberville. And if he's smarter than he pretends, he's still almost as offensive as Sen. John Kennedy. Alas for Louisiana, where my goddaughter -- a Black woman pediatrician and her husband, also a Black physician -- and her mother -- a Black banker from Guayana via Brooklyn -- all live in/around Baton Rouge. That they have to be gubernated by such people as this ....

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Tessie's avatar

"Jeff Landry is almost as offensive (and iggrant) as Tommy Tuberville."

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One of my former co-workers was venting about her manager, and said, "He's ignorant! No! He's not *even* ignorant! He's IGNERT!"

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LOU LOU's avatar

The likely attempted annexation of Greenland just goes show that MAGA fuckers have no solid ideology aside from raw pursuit, at all costs to gain and maintain power. For a few moments in time MAGA has toyed with white supremacy gaga based on their superior Northern European ancestry, however to hell with that now, MAGA’s all in on land grabbing from Denmark.

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motmelere's avatar

That vid of Landry sounds like an Amway pitch.

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PaulDietzel's avatar

So is that dumb fucker going to go and stand around in the snow in his jungle camo?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Do you know what taking off that camo does to his penis?

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PaulDietzel's avatar

. . . or desert camo or whatever.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

The trumptrolls in my local paper's comments are sure we have to have it, or we are dead. And we should take it over because we already have military stationed there. And the peasants and Denmark should just suck it up.

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T L Mills's avatar

😢

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Of course, this is about mineral rights. A smart president who was actually good at art of the deal making would be negotiating a trade deal for accessing for those minerals.

Too bad we don’t have a smart president.

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tehbaddr's avatar

I want to live in that aqua blue obelisk!

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My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

Lol. President Dementia wrote that for Jeff.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

Trump's ham-handed hints to Greenland about "security" remind me of the twaddle Adolf Hitler started spewing when he decided to take over much of Europe almost a century ago. What's next? "Lebensraum" as a justification for plowing down another country's sovereignty?

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