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judy thompson's avatar

and has anyone actually ASKED Greenland?

Carol Olsen's avatar

I stand w Greenland.

My country, now under the thumb and heel of a senile megalomaniac, has no right to an ice cube let alone the entire country. My countrymen, most of them, are intelligent and informed sufficiently to understand that Greenlanders do not want to be part of, annexed by, or controlled by the U.S.

The U.S. is lucky to have an AF base in Greenland. It is lucky to have had Greenland as a friend all these years. My advice, not that they need it, is stay strong. Hold the line against the current money-grubbing regime in the U.S.

The maggot Trump and his slobbering acolytes should be forced to accept something that he and misogynistic felons like him have great difficulty understanding: No Means No! in all cases, be it with women or foreign leaders. Greenland tell MAGA to get out, go home and do not come back.

AlbertCamus's avatar

RFK Jr. called. Bring back some Polar bear meat.

Albert Short's avatar

Landry reports in the morning. Which is some time in late January.

Marlee Ostrow's avatar

I can't even..."Because no one besides the governor of Louisiana and maybe the governor Alaska has the ability to go there and talk to those people about that opportunity". Um, Greenland still allows Americans to visit for some reason. Some friends of mine went on an 18 day cruise there last summer. No doubt saw more of Greenland and talked to more Greenlanders than Couchfuck McGee!

BLUEBOLT's avatar

Really I know right 👍 👍 👍

Marycat2021's avatar

Can't the regime STFU for even a few days so that we can take a break from his idiocy?

boo radley's avatar

Truly, one of the saddest parts about this is that Trump is making Greenlanders pick Denmark. He has no idea what a grudge they'll hold about that. I expect multiple Greenlanders will find their way to his grave just to piss on it.

I love Denmark and all but they were a typical colonialist power and Greenland remembers. Leave Greenland alone. You think Vietnam was bad... wait until you're fighting the landscape and the weather too and the Greenlanders are just sat safely tucked away where you can't get at them, laughing at you and occasionally popping up to shoot somebody absolutely fucking vital.

Free beach's avatar

He just wants to take away their healthcare and replace it with something really really good. In two weeks.

DemoCat's avatar

I had dinner with a doctor friend of mine that I grew up with today. (I had dinner with him today, I didn’t grow up with him today.) He’s taking his wife and two teenage kids to Denmark and Sweden for Christmas and the week after. They are both very liberal people, especially her. She raises money and attends protests and does what she can to move the needle. No doubt this visit is not a coincidence, and they want to introduce their kids to people living in places the United States should aspire to.

I told him to have a safe and wonderful trip, and to please apologize to Denmark and Sweden for us.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When asked about this at a press conference, Chump said that Landry approached him and volunteered to take on this assignment.

Uh oh, Jeff. Hear that rumbling? That's that annoying old Greyhound a rumbling down the highway just waiting for you to fuck up.

Martha Howell's avatar

My mom's social worker told me that her nursing home care--which I had been solely providing, without respite, for 4 years after things got bad, and for 20 years before that--was costing Medicaid $900/day. I guess I was supposed to feel guilty, instead of wondering why the system couldn't give me a little help before I knew, "It's her or me," when I was scared to go to the store because she wasn't safe to leave alone, when I cried at 2:30 because at 3:00 I would have to bully a crippled woman into the bathroom before I had a major mess to deal with. Funny how they found a pain solution that finally gives her relief once it wasn't just me begging for help. Run, Greenland, run.

Marlee Ostrow's avatar

same sort of scenario for me and my mom... jeebuz.

Tessie's avatar

"“You know what you went to Korea one time and came back with a steel mill"

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What, in his carry-on bag, like it was a hotel towel?

eddi-SABH's avatar

I we ask nice, can we b part of Greenland?

Richard Ehrlicher's avatar

As a resident of the great state of Louisiana…I wish he’d go to Greenland and stay there. But I don’t wish that on the good folks of Greenland. Besides our pipeline of pols would just give us someone as bad, or worse.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. The civilized world wants nothing to do with the US at present, with good reason.

DD1980's avatar

I agree with everything you laid out about Greenland people having any interest in joining America. But to say there is some kind of benefit to Americas national security….is ludicrous….America has bases in Greenland and can open more if they want…American companies can do business there and mine the resources if they want….and there has been no large scale change in Russian or Chinese military activity nearby Greenland

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He wants to put another star on the flag, and he wants the star to be gold so everyone knows that Chump is responsible for that star.