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I saw an interview with a former editor of his paper. She basically said yeah, he is that stupid. Look at how people he talks to always say, "He's focused on the big picture, big issues." That's because he doesn't know squanch.

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Flynn not active duty so not subject to military justice

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Singing?!George Hearn AND Len Cariou LIBELZ!!!!1!!!1!1!!

(Not to mention Sweeney Todd libel.)

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Well put

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"NO, that is Alfa Bank, which is not what we are talking about right now, but better luck playing Trump Russia Scandal Trivia next time!"

Oh, Evan. You slay me.

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Now THAT would be hot!!

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Retired general officer is, in fact, subject to UCMJ.

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Dude, I'm in your White House, fucking it up.

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He doesn't have a crush on Jared, he's jealous of Jared. Now Jared is the only one who can slide his finger into Ivanka's magic garden.

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More you know. Can they prosecute for crimes committed as a civilian?

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"Hey, bro, can you get the sanctions pulled from my bank?"

"It depends. How much ya gonna pay us? And how many pee hookers for Donnie?"

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Fake news! False news! Tweet storm of misdirection!

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Tulips.

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Hmmm...in the "Before" picture she looks a lot like her mom, Ivana. Her surgeon is good, though, very subtle ( though it's not hard on someone young like her). Just wait until the 30th procedure though, she'll have one of the Frankenfaces just like a common Real Housewife.

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No.

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Ewww.

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