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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Old memes never get shopworn - they just enter the vocabulary.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm with you all the way.*

*Except for that part about the water landing.

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The lawsuit is all drawn up and ready to go, except for the blank parts where they say what they're suing about. The GOP brain trust will be getting together next week for a game of Mad Libs, to finalize the document.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Is that the order of credibilty, or the chain through which the Gateway Puntdick obtained the "story"?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

LeE HARVeY OsMOND LIBEL!!!!11!!!!11!!

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<i>Not to put too fine a point on it Turn off the Hannity in your bonnet Put a little Bergdahl in your soul...</i>

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Screw it, it's not about Bergdahl <i>pere</i> anyway.

I have a friend who has grown a similar old testament beard. On him it doesn't look too bad. Which may say something about he used to look when he was shaven.

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Derived from voices in Jim Hoft's head.

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My wife makes the same inquiry nearly every day, when she asks me, "Are you full of... or what!?"

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The complete and total opposite? As in something factual, relevant and actually newsworthy? Like Wonkville?

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A few years back there was a word <a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=truthiness" target="_blank">coined</a> for that.

Too much indulgence in it can lead to <a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=truth%20decay" target="_blank">truth decay.</a>

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Lawsuit against Bamz, filed during a midterm election year? As (Not)KeithAblow would say, "How <i>con-veeeee-knee-yent....</i>"

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Incoming Ham's avatar

The Stupidest Man on the Internet quotes the trashiest "newspaper" on the internet. That's what we call "synergy".

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

dat's how they do it dahntahn.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Drudge Hole

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