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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

There is no authoring of comments in Wonkette.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That schmuck is gonna land in deep Schock?

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dshwa's avatar

Boy, s/he sure told us. I am suddenly filled with shame and remorse and feel compelled to offer atonement for my many impure snarky thoughts and words. Oh no, wait, it was just some gas.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Cup holder"; a new one for the euphemism treadmill like "luggage lifter".

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DC Madman's avatar

I never realized how many opportunities there are for grifters.

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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

"In general, congressional rules are designed to ensure lawmakers do not have access to perks that are not available to other citizens."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell me another one.

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JoeChristmas's avatar

Fly me into moons...

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weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

Meh. He's not 35 so he can't run under Miss Lindsey for the most sucky job in the world.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Schock explains that it is difficult to find Downton Abbey themed commercial aircraft, and something about Thomas Barrow character just makes him feel better about the world.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Were these one-way or round-trip? Because who among us could refuse a one-way ticket out of Peoria?

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schmannity's avatar

You can't expect him to resort to selfies like a common Kenyan. He needs a photographer 24/7.

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whatwhomever's avatar

I'm just hoping he can stay in office until Cocktober. Cocktober needs this guy!

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Sir Leggy Mountbatten III's avatar

Federal Regulations are for LOOSERS!!!!

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docterry6973's avatar

Ah, the good life. What his donors don't pay for the taxpayers do.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It's good to be the king a congressman

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I don't care where Aaron Shock flies, but hell if I'm going to pay anywhere near sticker price for a car sold by an auto dealer rich enough to own an aircraft.

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