It has been a rough few weeks for Illinois Rep. Aaron Schock (R-The Gym, Brah), what with all these ethics complaints and investigations into taxpayers footing the bill for his faaaaaaaaaabulousDownton Abbey-inspired office remodel. And his extra-special personal photographer who goes with him everywhere to take all those handsome pictures of him being so heterosexually handsome. And the sale of his home to a political donor for an above-market price, COINCIDENTALLY and ALLEGEDLY.
Boy, s/he sure told us. I am suddenly filled with shame and remorse and feel compelled to offer atonement for my many impure snarky thoughts and words. Oh no, wait, it was just some gas.
Schock explains that it is difficult to find Downton Abbey themed commercial aircraft, and something about Thomas Barrow character just makes him feel better about the world.
I don't care where Aaron Shock flies, but hell if I'm going to pay anywhere near sticker price for a car sold by an auto dealer rich enough to own an aircraft.
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That schmuck is gonna land in deep Schock?
Boy, s/he sure told us. I am suddenly filled with shame and remorse and feel compelled to offer atonement for my many impure snarky thoughts and words. Oh no, wait, it was just some gas.
"Cup holder"; a new one for the euphemism treadmill like "luggage lifter".
I never realized how many opportunities there are for grifters.
"In general, congressional rules are designed to ensure lawmakers do not have access to perks that are not available to other citizens."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tell me another one.
Fly me into moons...
Meh. He's not 35 so he can't run under Miss Lindsey for the most sucky job in the world.
Schock explains that it is difficult to find Downton Abbey themed commercial aircraft, and something about Thomas Barrow character just makes him feel better about the world.
Were these one-way or round-trip? Because who among us could refuse a one-way ticket out of Peoria?
You can't expect him to resort to selfies like a common Kenyan. He needs a photographer 24/7.
I'm just hoping he can stay in office until Cocktober. Cocktober needs this guy!
Federal Regulations are for LOOSERS!!!!
Ah, the good life. What his donors don't pay for the taxpayers do.
It's good to be the king a congressman
I don't care where Aaron Shock flies, but hell if I'm going to pay anywhere near sticker price for a car sold by an auto dealer rich enough to own an aircraft.