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fuflans's avatar

155,000 people follow Jose Canseco and only one egg for glenn beck?

the world is sometimes a dessicated wasteland isn't it?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

He IS a useful idiot . . . but don't expect him to say it.

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bobbert's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to investigate.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, I'll be damned.

Wait...

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

You're all a bunch of Préverts.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT but good news. Now all dogs AND "good" atheists go to heaven! <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/05\/22\/pope-francis-good-atheists_n_3320757.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/22/pope-fra...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Also OT...but the Prattfallin' Woman. Any idea what song she's lip synchin'?

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WA Bishop's avatar

As sure as Sarah Palin's hookworms!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'm glad you brought this up. It would be irresponsible not to mention it in most conversations.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I wonder if any of the Russian Amputee Brides are lesbians.

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diogenez's avatar

American Idol?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sorry Glenda...this country lost its cherry when so many people lined up to vote for Ronnie. Rape? No. This is just the "afterglow". But as someone who is rumored to have raped and killed someone, you'd know more about it than me.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I like ladies of the heights too.

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PubOption's avatar

Hang on Glen, if the government are already recording every phone conversation, why would they need to go after the AP reporters phone records?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

America was raped by Obmacare with a free Obamaphone while the IRS watched and freshly married gays cheered which made baby Mormon Jesus cry… again.

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