Judas kissed Jesus after the priests gay-married them. Judas had registered at Bed, Bath and Beyond so they got 30 piece silverware set. After three days of honeymooning, they were both spent. But Jesus sayeth, "I shall rise again."
Blah, blah, blah, White House tours cancelled! Easter is different. They can sell drinks to raise money to reinstate the tours. Bloody Marys, Rusty Nails, Corpse Revivers, The Last Word; those great holiday cocktails.
This "healthy" stuff is an outrage. True Americans® support traditional, Biblical Easter with plenty of candy, Peeps, and also candy.
The images show a chart marked &quot;US mainland strike plan&quot; and missile trajectories that the NK News web site estimates terminate in Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas. </i>
What is <i>wrong</i> with these people? The usual childish whining and winging; there is no end to it. Can&#039;t they, you know, just suck it up? Or does FLOTUS hit too close to home with her healthy food campaign? No Cheetos?
The folks in Mainland Hawaii must be very nervous.
Pairs nicely with Christ on a stick.
&quot;I thought it was bacon?&quot;
Thanks to modern science, this is now every closet wingnut&#039;s excuse if he is ever caught with a penis in his mouth.
Judas killed himself when he looked at his 30 pieces of silver and didn&#039;t find any hallmarks.
(Borrowed from a novel &quot;A Dandy in Aspic&quot; I read many, many years ago.)
or on pizza. but only that first night. leftover pizza with green peppers just sucks.
And hold the bell pepper.*
NITBAFS: I actually love bell pepper.
Judas kissed Jesus after the priests gay-married them. Judas had registered at Bed, Bath and Beyond so they got 30 piece silverware set. After three days of honeymooning, they were both spent. But Jesus sayeth, &quot;I shall rise again.&quot;
Blah, blah, blah, White House tours cancelled! Easter is different. They can sell drinks to raise money to reinstate the tours. Bloody Marys, Rusty Nails, Corpse Revivers, The Last Word; those great holiday cocktails.
No watermelon jokes? Those folks are slipping.
This &quot;healthy&quot; stuff is an outrage. True Americans&reg; support traditional, Biblical Easter with plenty of candy, Peeps, and also candy.
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Martha Washington must be <i>rolling</i> over in her grave.
You mean when Jeebus turned a bunny rabbit into a barrel of deviled eggs and feed the multitudes?
As long as the rabbi kills the pig.
Speaking of murder Kim Jong Youngin has designs on Austin, Texas!! <a href="" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9960933/North-Korea-plan-to-attack-US-mainland-revealed-in-photographs.html">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9960933/North-Korea-plan-to-attack-US-mainland-revealed-in-photographs.html">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/...
The images show a chart marked &quot;US mainland strike plan&quot; and missile trajectories that the NK News web site estimates terminate in Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas. </i>
What is <i>wrong</i> with these people? The usual childish whining and winging; there is no end to it. Can&#039;t they, you know, just suck it up? Or does FLOTUS hit too close to home with her healthy food campaign? No Cheetos?