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Solar panels <em>on the roof</em> of the covered bicycle parking.

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How about a Wonkette gathering to tear down the Ronald Reagan Library with our bare hands?

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Not if Barry grows his hair out, he's got the waves to make use of some pomade. But they would have to re-brand it for blacks only to truly piss off wingnuts.

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man lead the way, i'm be down in 30 depending on traffic.

i have a snowblower if that helps.

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yeah apparently we're having a big ole fight with hawaii about this. as michelle (supposedly) has reservations about coming back to chicago, my money's on the islands.

i was right about the olympics too. i always bet against my home town.

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also wingtards, reagan's IL boyhood home is already on the register of historic places and it's in dixon.

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IOKIYAR

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Fuckin MINO! I am never going to vote for him again!

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I am guessing that manufactured outrage is nowhere near as healthy for Furious-Americans as the natural kind of outrage. This probably explains all the fatfuck teabaggers.

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The Obamosque!

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Yes, I would believe it, absolutely I would!

Let's face it, the real world provides us liberals with enough stuff to be outraged about, but that stuff is all exactly like the wingers want it. In order to keep up the rage levels they need to get out of bed in the morning, they have to make shit up.

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Not to mention how he tricked Reagan into signing the automatic weapons ban in 1986.

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Hell, Chris Christie is a dumpsterfull all by himself.

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You mean, they got to Newsmax too?!!

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