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gene108's avatar

Isn’t the President doesn’t know anything, how they protected Reagan during Iran-Contra?

avidlurker's avatar

[Columbo voice]OK, I believe you. Giuliani and Sondland and the Chucklefuck brothers were all acting on their own.

There’s just one little thing... why did you tell the Ukrainian President he needed to talk to Rudy?[Columbo leaves. Beat. Columbo enters.]There’s one other little thing. Why did people start going to the lawyers to talk about hearing a crime in the “perfect” phone call?

[Columbo leaves. Beat. Columbo enters.]Why did your lawyer lock the unclassified notes up? Why won’t you release those notes?

[Columbo leaves. Beat. Columbo enters.]And one more thing...

I can’t even keep all the damning evidence straight but I’ll bet there’s enough for about 30 of those cycles.

Jon Sussex's avatar

Trump doesn’t even drink coffee so what’s he doing with all those coffee boys?

Reximus's avatar

I thought he had the best brain and knew the best words

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

You know how unpopular Billionaires like Trump (ha!) are these days?

Cops are more popular. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Bill Barr ->Poppy Bush->Weinberger pardon-> Poof! No more treason.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

And Bush, who was CIA Director before becoming Reagan's handler. He trained Cheney.

Cyberwulf's avatar

My boiler is fixed and the house is toasty warm again. Snow forecast next week.

LawyerontheFly's avatar

I’d do bad things for snow