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I think that if you perform an "abortion" on a woman who is not actually pregnant, it's called a D & C, meaning 'dilation and curretage', of the uterus, typically to remove residual endometrium due to some pathological condition, or maybe to obtain tissue for histological examination, for diagnostic purposes. At least I think so.

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Oh, I know! You can save a woman 5 days of menstruation with a simple 10-minute vacuuming procedure! Who knows if she's pregnant or not; that's not the point! I'll bet this is all the rage among Missouri college girls.

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thinks "peer reviewed" sounds suspicious - possibly elitist. Cites daughter instead.

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Because abortions are - sexy time? Does this guy tie his own shoes?

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Fiction just needs to point to the places on the doll where the freeptards touched it.

If we're diligent, we can intervene before things get any worse. Poor Irony, however, will likely never be the same.

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That's ridiculously good.

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That "culture of death" sounds pretty cool. I've seen pictures of their parades. And with candy skulls for the kids you forgot to abort, it's fun for the whole family.

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Title IX requires them to offer equal opportunity.

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You know -- fake abortions, to fraudulently collect all those Federal dollars that are ... oh, wait.

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Point well taken.

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They did even vote for one who was dead. <a href="http://archives.cnn.com/200..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://archives.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/...">http://archives.cnn.com/200...

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And, worse still, contraception.

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Crazy misogynist is misogynist who is also crazy.

Also, ahead in the last two polls listed on 538. WTF, Missouri? Seriously, what the fuck?

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Sounds like something that ought to be wrapped with a nice card, doesn't it? Here, I have a special gift for you.

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Imaginary embryos have imaginary brains. Duh!

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Your move, Missouri.

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