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Wookiee Monster's avatar

If all else fails, Grindr Mike will simply refuse to swear in any new democrats so republicans will retain their majority and he gets to stay on as speaker.

Hank Napkin's avatar

His Bible-Talk about immigrants was illuminating in that he skips out of his personal responsibility to ease such matters at every "juncture". Shorter version: "Fuck off Pope"

LOU LOU's avatar

There are limiting factors for all life no matter how much people try to override them. There is an end to this, though I wish all the preventable pain and suffering could and would be prevented.

kmblue187's avatar

"But Bangor? Barely knew ‘er!" Fab.

Hank Napkin's avatar

As horrific as all this is, as needless as all this is, as debilitating and regressive and arbitrary as all this is, well, the name "Trump Organization" still makes me howl with laughter!

"M"'s avatar

Right??

"Trump Chaos" would've been so much more aptly descriptive

Hank Napkin's avatar

I have always assumed Shambles’ affection for the term “Organization” derived from his admiration of and aspiration for “Organized Crime”.

"M"'s avatar

Trump Department of "Justice" Abuses a Statute in Order to Go After Protesters - Katie Phang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5BG26dtsXg

Mexfiles's avatar

You're going to need international monitors at your next election.

Lucius's avatar

We've needed them for decades

M-X's avatar

Brooke, aka "Brooke America", teaching lessons about real America to MAGA chuds:

https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/this-will-be-history

DV Thrombossa Nova's avatar

Been following her for a while. She's brilliant.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

"They Say that once a population reaches 3.5 percent of people out on the streets protesting and engaging in resistance against a regime, it’s just a matter of time before it falls. If true, that’s “only” about 12 million Americans, 1 in 29ish."

The research behind this magic number is more complicated than that, but I sure wouldn't mind seeing 12 million people in the streets on March 28 (next No Kings.) Last October it was around 7 mil, I think?

Pub Option's avatar

1 in 29 is a little less than three percent. What would the III percenters have to say?

GH Swell's avatar

Hmm, weird, this article not showing up in substack app inbox for me. Have to go to web to get to it.

tehbaddr's avatar
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This rhetoric of calling this administration Nazis and Fascists is certainly not helping the situation. I think everybody needs to calm down so we can have some meaning full discussion about this.

Lucius's avatar

They literally are though. Fuck off with this shit. The time for discussion was over decades ago, before the Republican party metastasized into the fascist cancer it currently is.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

As someone said, if not Nazi, why Nazi shaped?

"M"'s avatar

Confederates

the Nazis and Fascists took their "plans" from the Confederates anyway

White Culture Exists for One Reason: to Build Slave Labor Systems Like ICE Detention Centers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IH3GERqo00

White American Electoral Violence: A Warning for Democrats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QButponQvCI

Trump Department of "Justice" Abuses a Statute in Order to Go After Protesters - Katie Phang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5BG26dtsXg

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

I only call them Nazis when I'm playing fast and loose. They are fascists, but a new American flavor.

tehbaddr's avatar

New and Improved!

(same old Nazi shit)

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Anyone with half a brain and a modicum of insight understands completely that Trump plans on doing exactly what 80 proof Bannon said. Trump will have The ICEStapo at voting sites and county election tabulation centers on Election Day. All this shit that they are doing is training for that day. They are putting more effort into violently suppressing dissent and first amendment monitoring of their behavior than in capturing immigrants. We know what they are planning on doing. The Dem governors know what they are planning on doing. The Dem legislators know what they are planning on doing. We saw what they are capable of doing on J6 & everyday in the streets of America. They have made it clear that they are not bound by nor encumbered by the Constitution. So, the time is now and imperative that Dem run states and Dem governors start working on legislation, court orders, and a plan to deal with this shit. My ideas are these:

1. Each Gov activates their National Guard at least 2 weeks prior to Election Day

2. Draw up dispersal plans on where to place armed , locked & loaded NG teams at every Dem friendly polling site on Election Day. I do not think that ICE would show their hand by harassing early voting sites prior to Election Day, but they just might.

3. Pass legislation prohibiting ICE thugs from coming within a minimum of 1000 feet of any polling/voting sites and county central tabulation centers.

4. There evidently is a law (National, I think) which prevents any armed persons at polling sites. Write legislation making an exemption for NG protection.

5. Go to court as early as possible to get court orders prohibiting ICE thugs from coming within 1 000 feet of poling sites & from stopping voters in the streets.

6. Do everything possible to secure the ballots and the equipment. Have all the ballots transported to the central tabulation centers by either armed police or armed NG.

Any attempt by the Trump regime to prevent Election Day and/or to seize ballots & equipment must be the line in the sand which cannot be tolerated.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

I'm not sure surrounding polling places with NG troops will help much.

Green Russian Pampage's avatar

This. The national guard, cops, ICE, active-duty military are the. same. fucking. team! They're a many-headed hydra all sharing the same rotten core, and that core is to be the violent lapdogs of the capitalist ruling class. Putting the national guard at polling locations is the exact same as putting ICE there.

CzechJournalists's avatar

the re-redistricting and voter roll shitfuckery seem like much better tools for election stealing than mindless thuggery. no way for ice goons to know which peeps are going to the polls to vote against their self interest.

Rocket Cat's avatar

I propose that William H. Macy gains 100 pounds to play Steve Bannon’s Hair in the dramatic reënactment.

CzechJournalists's avatar

but he already played a degenerate alcoholic in so many seasons of Shameless. maybe he doesn't want to get typecast.

Rocket Cat's avatar

I can’t help but stare at their hair and sigh, why God why

CzechJournalists's avatar

i'd be worried about being strangled by wearing three polo shirts at once too.

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https://bsky.app/profile/therealdonna.bsky.social/post/3me2j4jbbbc2t

BREAKING NEWS: Countries now launching investigations linked to the Epstein files:

France

Turkey

United Kingdom

Poland

Lithuania

Norway

Latvia

Australia

North Macedonia

Sweden

Daniel's avatar

There are several there after which you can* insert the phrase "space junk!".

*and I did

marxalot's avatar

when you’ve lost North Macedonia, you’ve lost the war

YaJagoff's avatar

OT: Pretty sure this is AI but still funny https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThf5qqm9/