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celtic_buddha's avatar

I think Callista (married to Neeewwwt Gingrich) is Mika's freaky sister.

therblig's avatar

i felt bad when she got it in the movie

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

therblig's avatar

GohKarts? sounds like fun

pixeloid's avatar

Someone who would actually touch Joe Scarborough?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Years ago, when my sister was getting divorced, my very naive Catholic friend said, "I wonder what they would do if they were Catholic and they knew that they had to stay married?" I just about choked. Our VERY Catholic cousin had recently gotten his first marriage annulled on the grounds that his wife "had not understood what marriage involved."

Vienna Woods's avatar

Callista Gingrich, amongst others.

Jamsie's avatar

That's just disgusting!fuck it, I don't really care. I despise both of them so they can go diaf for all I care.

nothingisamiss's avatar

Wait, what?! I just bought some of that Canadian whiskey that you can tell me about!

nothingisamiss's avatar

*weeps in silent frustration and solidarity*

nothingisamiss's avatar

How did I miss my only chance at talking sexxxxy time at Wonkette yesterday? It's like I opened the door, happy to see everyone, and there are empty bottles, crushed cigarettes and condom wrappers here.You guys! I am a saucy minx what likes sex, too! Guys?!! Did you really just *forget* to call me?

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Would this mosh pit just be this here little Wonkerville or the big whole wide whole Internet itself?

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Discernment is a good thing. And who better to mosh with than friends?

theCryptofishist's avatar

Indeed. That girl's got powers.

Rob B's avatar

Okay, the Brezzzzzinnnnski (or whatever) sounds on LowBlowJoe's skin flute is a bridge too far.

(Be sure to let us know if she does while humming "You've Got A Friend" (all three verses) though.