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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

This story reminds me that my oldest just turned 14 and as such, is ready for Life of Brian.Thank you, Wonkette

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

PEI. I totally wanna just go the whole Lucy Maude route for the sheer fun of saying PEI alll the damn time.And thanks to global warming, it may not be too cold for me!

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Oneofthebobs's avatar

He needs the Teacher's Version. It has all of the answers.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

earted jurtlesSee if I don't.

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Querolous's avatar

You're right. Roe is the narrator for "The Deadliest Crotch."

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marxalot's avatar

Awww. So nice to see the old traditions, the rites of passage, being upheld and passed on to the new generation.

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larry longmore's avatar

If Joey the Scar gets the VP nod will any rude reporter be so bold as to ask him about the dead intern found in his office? The one he was rumored to be having an affair with? The one the Florida coroner admitted he screwed up the autopsy on? Or will the media pretend that Joe Scarborough's dead intern never happened?

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Oneofthebobs's avatar

That was below the belt!

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marxalot's avatar

Spent 10 years as a functional alcoholic and I do speed runs of carnival rides. Bring it.

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mailman27's avatar

I find it wisible.

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Jennifer R's avatar

Why was there a dead staffer in your office Joe?

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Skadi's avatar

...rummy?

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Courser's avatar

Uh, Dead Intern Trumps Dead Hooker?

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

No, *everyone* wants a prosthetic forehead on their real head.

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Courser's avatar

In my family, you came of age when Dad took you to the midnight double feature of "A Boy and His Dog" and "Wizards". My brothers were about 13 but me, the only girl, got to go when I was 17.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

more like manclub?

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