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This story reminds me that my oldest just turned 14 and as such, is ready for Life of Brian.Thank you, Wonkette

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PEI. I totally wanna just go the whole Lucy Maude route for the sheer fun of saying PEI alll the damn time.And thanks to global warming, it may not be too cold for me!

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He needs the Teacher's Version. It has all of the answers.

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earted jurtlesSee if I don't.

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You're right. Roe is the narrator for "The Deadliest Crotch."

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Awww. So nice to see the old traditions, the rites of passage, being upheld and passed on to the new generation.

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If Joey the Scar gets the VP nod will any rude reporter be so bold as to ask him about the dead intern found in his office? The one he was rumored to be having an affair with? The one the Florida coroner admitted he screwed up the autopsy on? Or will the media pretend that Joe Scarborough's dead intern never happened?

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That was below the belt!

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Spent 10 years as a functional alcoholic and I do speed runs of carnival rides. Bring it.

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I find it wisible.

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Why was there a dead staffer in your office Joe?

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...rummy?

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Uh, Dead Intern Trumps Dead Hooker?

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No, *everyone* wants a prosthetic forehead on their real head.

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In my family, you came of age when Dad took you to the midnight double feature of "A Boy and His Dog" and "Wizards". My brothers were about 13 but me, the only girl, got to go when I was 17.

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more like manclub?

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