Have you seen the Drudge Report today?! Apparently there's some big controversy thanks to McCain still being a crazy old man. And because all the other GOP candidates are sociopaths, there's still the possibility that John WALNUTS! McCain could end up with the nomination, and then he'll personally bomb Phoenix or something so he can seize the presidency and fulfill his destiny, which is to blow up the world.
How Maverick McCain Became Walnuts McLoser
How Maverick McCain Became Walnuts McLoser
How Maverick McCain Became Walnuts McLoser
Have you seen the Drudge Report today?! Apparently there's some big controversy thanks to McCain still being a crazy old man. And because all the other GOP candidates are sociopaths, there's still the possibility that John WALNUTS! McCain could end up with the nomination, and then he'll personally bomb Phoenix or something so he can seize the presidency and fulfill his destiny, which is to blow up the world.