How did the pill-head nut Michele Bachmann "win" the Iowa straw poll when not even Republicans actually think she is good for anything but having a comical homosexual husband who deep throats corndogs with her, in public? According to a Wonkette tipster who wishes to remain anonymous because he totally loves Ron Paul and doesn't want to be thrown out of the Ron Paul slash fiction online community, Michele's campaign staff figured out that old Republican Iowans are still pretty keen on 1980s country singer Randy Travis.
That's right...personal debt. Being gov didn't pay enough to cover how in debt they were, so they struck out on their own to find better cheese.
Of course, there's always free cheddar in the mousetrap.
She got fewer than 5000 votes from Repubican enthusiasts and claims "America has spoken". Of course, she thinks people who don't vote for her are not part of America. But maybe she was over-excited after she got her first votes every outside of her Minnesota district.
Triple-penetration or GTFO.
<i>Well, they both start with I and end with A.</i>
Makes sense, right? Because the Devil&#039;s in the details.
Or... the already-dead...
Zombie asstronauts?
that&#039;s some mighty big words you got going there skoal...
some of them sound a lil furrin too.
oh man i miss the days when crazy = paultards or PUMAs.
good times.
Don&#039;t blame me - I Voted for Summer.
Ron Paul? Is that one of those Internets games you play on your fancy phone, like Farmville or Second Life or whatever the youngs call it?
That&#039;s right...personal debt. Being gov didn&#039;t pay enough to cover how in debt they were, so they struck out on their own to find better cheese.
Of course, there&#039;s always free cheddar in the mousetrap.
She got fewer than 5000 votes from Repubican enthusiasts and claims &quot;America has spoken&quot;. Of course, she thinks people who don&#039;t vote for her are not part of America. But maybe she was over-excited after she got her first votes every outside of her Minnesota district.
The next time she hears a CW song hopefully it will be:
&quot;Thank God and Greyhound you&#039;re gone. &quot;
T-Paw would have sewed up the nomination if he would have booked these guys (music starts at 00:25): <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NR8no4Fp5Y">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Bachmann spent upwards of $1,000,000 for the free entertainment.
OT - But it turns out that the Gov. Palin bailed on the governorship due to debt. <a href="http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/08/15/...">http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn...
Voting for Bachmann just to see Travis are two very large wrongs.
Country Music Performer of the Year, 1986. Reagan Era, Yeah!