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Mavenmaven's avatar

I read that WP piece this morning in that 'one eyed squint I'll get out of bed after just one more article" mode this AM and I was happy.

Raiderjakk's avatar

Maybe one of his 74m+ followers can represent him. He's so popular and all.

JerseyDude's avatar

i hear they're not busy having been fired for couping and stuff

Joe Z's avatar

I am Jack's complete lack of sympathy.

Anyway, because my mother's an essential worker, she's getting the vaccine right away.

Jenny, Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

I hear he's also stealing White House artifacts, like a bust of Lincoln.Meanwhile, all I hear online is "but antifa!". I respond, nice racist whataboutism.Hilariously one responded that he never brought up race. That like bitching about the NBA and then saying you never brought up basketball

Jgb979's avatar

I just hope Twitter doesn’t cave in a week. As hilarious as this is, it’s a far greater punishment if everyone on the planet just forgets he exists entirely (outside of his creditors)

Feeling Groovy's avatar

The Taint being isolated, furious and unhappy is the only thing in his entire Presiduncy that has brought me joy.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Geeze, Evan and his phantom threads. Fooled again.

ChumpsForTrump's avatar

Hey Donnie: there's still time to take the Budd Dwyer option! Best ratings EVER!!!

LastNewDealer?'s avatar

Most of all he hates himself.

And he can't tweet about it.

And he has the bomb

RickK's avatar

I don't know what's wrong with me. I almost felt sorry for him for a second. Then I remembered the babies in cages. And Treg. And now I am an emotional wreck. That's enough Internet for a while...

"M"'s avatar

Okay

This trashing nonsense right here

https://twitter.com/ElieNYC...

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

I was just thinking, why isn’t he holding press conferences all day every day? Well, because those are formal Presidential communications. His Twitter feed was his personal feed, despite any legal defenses they tried to make along the way. He can’t say all the things he wants from that podium at the WH, like he could from his toilet.