Hey, fun exercise: imagine nine people getting together to talk about tiny little gadgets that were invented specifically to cause agonizing pain, and figure out the parameters of who is allowed to use them on you, and in what context? Sounds awesome, right? Now, what if one of these nine people were, say, Antonin Scalia, and the arguments gave him the opportunity to use the phrase "useful pain technique," probably while laughing uproariously? EVEN BETTER, right? This is happening, right now, as the Supreme Court considers the case of three cops who tased a seven-months-pregnant lady over a traffic ticket, while her horrified son watched!
But then they wouldn't have been able to display such grace under fire (and use their toy which was initially marketed, lest we forget, only as an alternative to lethal force).
I'd say the evidence suggests the prevailing opinion amongst officers of urban police departments in the US is that your relatives have it backwards.
She&#039;s lucky she wasn&#039;t pulled over by <a href="http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/84xwwtd" target="_blank">this dude</a>.
He just stoned kicked a pregnant chick in the stomach and his superiors gave him high-fives.
That&#039;s very good too, but it doesn&#039;t have any kind of apropos subtitle.
That&#039;s fucking incredible. The situation could have gone wrong is so many ways I get a cold shiver.
But then they wouldn&#039;t have been able to display such grace under fire (and use their toy which was initially marketed, lest we forget, only as an alternative to lethal force).
Submission is liberty.
Wonkette is not a place for Miyagi-esque balance. Very little wax on, but everyone wax off.
No need to go that far. If they were in Oakland, they could&#039;ve just gone for a nice, clean cold shooting.
Careful now. You might give Heston Blumenthal a new recipe idea: tripe ice-cream.
I&#039;d say the evidence suggests the prevailing opinion amongst officers of urban police departments in the US is that your relatives have it backwards.
Symphony no. 8, perhaps?
Using Firefox, I don&#039;t recall ever encountering a length limit on comments.
tessiee:
Thank you! There&#039;s always a certain risk in being dead serious here on Wonkette - but, as Mr. Miyagi said, &quot;Balance.&quot;
Also - &quot;Wax on, wax off.&quot;
They&#039;ll think of that next time; dead people file no lawsuits.
Jack Elam woulda shot back, by God.
Their families, on the other hand...
Does the record reflect whether at any time she became uppity?