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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

She's lucky she wasn't pulled over by <a href="http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/84xwwtd" target="_blank">this dude</a>.

He just stoned kicked a pregnant chick in the stomach and his superiors gave him high-fives.

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SullivanSt's avatar

That's very good too, but it doesn't have any kind of apropos subtitle.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's fucking incredible. The situation could have gone wrong is so many ways I get a cold shiver.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

But then they wouldn't have been able to display such grace under fire (and use their toy which was initially marketed, lest we forget, only as an alternative to lethal force).

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Submission is liberty.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Wonkette is not a place for Miyagi-esque balance. Very little wax on, but everyone wax off.

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SullivanSt's avatar

No need to go that far. If they were in Oakland, they could've just gone for a nice, clean cold shooting.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Careful now. You might give Heston Blumenthal a new recipe idea: tripe ice-cream.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'd say the evidence suggests the prevailing opinion amongst officers of urban police departments in the US is that your relatives have it backwards.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Symphony no. 8, perhaps?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Using Firefox, I don't recall ever encountering a length limit on comments.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

tessiee:

Thank you! There's always a certain risk in being dead serious here on Wonkette - but, as Mr. Miyagi said, "Balance."

Also - "Wax on, wax off."

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The Quirk's avatar

They'll think of that next time; dead people file no lawsuits.

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The Quirk's avatar

Jack Elam woulda shot back, by God.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Their families, on the other hand...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Does the record reflect whether at any time she became uppity?

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