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riledupone's avatar

She's way too old for DuggarFingers.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To be fair, "You want fuck wooman? Yeah, you know that." presents considerably more nuanced character development than you find in many mainstream films these days.

riledupone's avatar

Cunty Clerks Do It Dogfart Style.

handyhippie65's avatar

if i watch this porn, can i sue dogfart for emotional distress?

handyhippie65's avatar

" i'll never eat soft serve ice cream again."

Count Awesome's avatar

'Kim's date with Destiny and Liberty' cuz Destiny and Liberty are black chicks.

handyhippie65's avatar

life on the leash is a drag.

handyhippie65's avatar

what were we talking about again? all of the blood just ran out of my brain, and i have a craving for a glass of milk and cookies.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Nah, man... how much you gonna pay *me* to watch Kim Davis porn?

And fapping? Ain't happening. Or fappening, as it were.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

This could be a win-win for everyone. Kim could quit er job (as you said) and let someone who'll actually do it take over, and the video would probably ever see the light of day. I doubt if too many people would even want to see that video out of curiosity let alone there be a market for it.

northandwells's avatar

Ms Huckabee looks like just as I would have expected.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

But maybe you’re wondering, “Yeah, but does her husband get to have any fun on this trip?”They might just want to buy him some new wellies, velcro inserts for his dungarees and do the filming in Wales

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Is small town KY like regular KY, really slippery (hurr hurrr)?