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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Next headline at Jim Hoft's Brain Leakery:

BREAKING: BENGHAZI PHOTO FAKED: SHOCKING ADMISSION OF "ZOOM" DOCTOR OF WONKETT.COM

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Heh. Snark imitates life.

IN 2009 <a href="http://mediamatters.org/blo..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://mediamatters.org/blog/2009/12/08/confronte...">http://mediamatters.org/blo...

diogenez's avatar

He was busy killing Vince Foster.

fuflans's avatar

this is what i always imagine the wonkette sekrette chat cave looks like.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I have to admit, I never thought I'd see 'DEAD HORSE: BEATEN! ' on one of Dok's stories...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Marcus Bachmann?

Oh wait, I thought you said beard...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The same way any of their other statements work: you make up your own meaning for words and run with it.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ask Steve Doocy's nutsack.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's the real mystery of this whole story- how'd they get that walrus to wear a tie?

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which is all Nobama's fault anyway, since he developed that newfangled weather weapon

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A boycott- how does that work exactly? Do they get one of the nurses aides to change the channel on the cafeteria TV on tapioca night?

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and this nice feel-good story about police rescuing a hurt puppy in Miami

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

IOW, cheney's dick