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Next headline at Jim Hoft's Brain Leakery:

BREAKING: BENGHAZI PHOTO FAKED: SHOCKING ADMISSION OF "ZOOM" DOCTOR OF WONKETT.COM

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Heh. Snark imitates life.

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He was busy killing Vince Foster.

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this is what i always imagine the wonkette sekrette chat cave looks like.

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I have to admit, I never thought I'd see 'DEAD HORSE: BEATEN! ' on one of Dok's stories...

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Marcus Bachmann?

Oh wait, I thought you said beard...

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The same way any of their other statements work: you make up your own meaning for words and run with it.

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Ask Steve Doocy's nutsack.

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that's the real mystery of this whole story- how'd they get that walrus to wear a tie?

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with votes

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which is all Nobama's fault anyway, since he developed that newfangled weather weapon

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A boycott- how does that work exactly? Do they get one of the nurses aides to change the channel on the cafeteria TV on tapioca night?

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and this nice feel-good story about police rescuing a hurt puppy in Miami

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Abe Lincoln?

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or working for CNN

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IOW, cheney's dick

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