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You are right. Pruitt has the worst reputation, with many small grifts, but the others are going for the big bucks with less publicity.

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Conald Cuck sure did drain that swamp quick --- and replaced it with a cesspool. Harumph, so sad. So spectacularly sad.

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Can't Pruitt just take another bribe from someone who wants to dump toxic waste into a children's water park or something?

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I think if I were to fund an Eat More Chikin' place it should at least come with a kick back in beer. Old Okie Scotty is teachin's all us how to grift. Yeehaw good buddy.

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Pruitt's wife, Marlyn, is starting a Pinterest page demonstrating a process to purify tap water into near potable quality with a used hotel mattress.

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Isn't Concordia one of those for-profit "colleges"? Did he call Betsy DeVos for her, too?

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They’re building a Chick-fil-A by me. I will never eat there, even if Mrs. Pruitt isn’t the owner. Every time I see the banner on the fence I get a strong urge to write FUCK in black Sharpie before the Chick.

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Pulling themselves up by the bootstraps, I see.....

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and Chick-fil-a doesn't dump toxic waste into children's water parks?

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Singular?

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Let's check with Mick Mulvaney on this. Maybe he'll do him a favor this one time....

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Bwahahahahahaha !!!!!I can be a Chikin' emporium ENTREPRENERD......soon.Very, very soon. No, I don't feel entrepreneurship is for nerds...quite.Ok. Maybe. No. No. It's important. CHIKIN' FOR EVERY POT !!!!!!HeadEvan's title is priceless on this one.

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If I had someone to do all the work, I would totally get a chick fil a franchise and donate all the profits to LGBTQ charities

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Jesus fucking Christ! Are you telling me Trump can't find someone to run the EPA who hates the environment as much as the Koch Brothers who isn't so incompetent at grifting?

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Best show on TV for years.

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