How To Make a Freedom Bag

Remember the stirring tale of the American Patriot who stood up to the idiots by writing "Kip Hawley is an idiot" on his ziploc bag full of hair gel?

We don't much remember it, either, but apparently we posted something on the story. And now, there is a website. And some merchandise. That's how America works: poorly yet greedily.

 Don't give in to idiots [KipHawleyIsAnIdiot.com]

 But Is Kip Hawley an Idiot? [TSA-Screeners]

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