If this was REAL Bible sex advice, it would be about how Lot's daughters drugged and sexed their dad. Hey, fundamentalist Christian Wonkers, how are you doing? Do you exist? If so, TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. Instead of writing liberal godlessness at you, we have a nice story about what to do when your Christian wife is being a REAL PILL about letting you jam your superior Christian man dick up inside her, for whatever "reasons" she has today.
In sixth grade, they separated the boys and girls to have a serious discussion about, you know.
We boys got a nun (professional virgin who never had a date for the prom) inform us that no girl would ever do that unless some brute animal of a man forced her.
How do evangelicals get such a tremendous amount of hate-mongering done when they are just SO horny ALL the time? Between the banging of the wives and the banging of the nekkid actresses and the banging of the hookers and the fingerbanging of the sisters, and the sex-talking with all of the Internet bots, one would expect the chronic priapism to be an impediment to gainful employment. Is it meth? It's meth, isn't it.
No christian fundamentalist wonkers anywhere? Not even in Australia? They already have quite a few things that shouldn't exist, like that yeast infection disguised as a sandwich spread...
In sixth grade, they separated the boys and girls to have a serious discussion about, you know.
We boys got a nun (professional virgin who never had a date for the prom) inform us that no girl would ever do that unless some brute animal of a man forced her.
Should something that's based on Biblical "truth" (snicker) really rely on Greek mythology?
"In the next lesson, we'll learn all about wholesome Christian virtue from the Kama Sutra!"
Yes, but I don't think he wants it the way that women who say "Fuck this man!" mean it.
I foresee cheese graters and julienne slicers.
Sorry, i'll stick to the time-honored method of knocking up my hookers and demanding they have the abortions that i despise.
Gay man. Withholding sex. Does not compute.
Traditional Values!
It used to be the ladeez gritting their teeth. Sounds like the new ideal is for both parties to turn The Act into a nightmare.
That was one of the most disgusting news stories all week.
The Concubine Model 1500 (BC). Compliance worthy of a patriarch!
How do evangelicals get such a tremendous amount of hate-mongering done when they are just SO horny ALL the time? Between the banging of the wives and the banging of the nekkid actresses and the banging of the hookers and the fingerbanging of the sisters, and the sex-talking with all of the Internet bots, one would expect the chronic priapism to be an impediment to gainful employment. Is it meth? It's meth, isn't it.
Don't be silly. There's no such thing as the Stone Age. The Earth is only 6000 years old, after all.
Someone should remind this azz clown that Lorena Bobbitt was acquitted.
Since nobody else has, okay, I'll bite:
No christian fundamentalist wonkers anywhere? Not even in Australia? They already have quite a few things that shouldn't exist, like that yeast infection disguised as a sandwich spread...
I'll see myself out.
Now, now, men who prefer sex with men are also on the "Only 4 Babbys!" list, so there's no gender bias here...
Think of England...
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Nah, St Theresa looks nothing like Jensen Ackles.