The internet is abuzz with the resignation of fresh-faced congressbottom Aaron Schock, mired as he has been in allegations of ethics violation after ethics violation after gay ethics violation. We are sure we will find out more in coming weeks about exactly why he resigned
Not to worry, newly elected Republican Congressman David Young of Iowa 3rd Congressional District will take up the slack.He may not go all International "Man" of Action on Washington. But he puts on one hell of a magic act.Such as getting elected!
Not to worry, newly elected Republican Congressman David Young of Iowa 3rd Congressional District will take up the slack.He may not go all International "Man" of Action on Washington. But he puts on one hell of a magic act.Such as getting elected!
This gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for the morning smiles.
4. Has the perfected look of the derpiest of all derps. Can easily be considered to be the King of All Derpdom based solely on #4.
Them is some biga$$ ears furshure.
True that - with, the most disturbing part - any prior convictions or even just indictments being a badge of honor as opposed to a deal-breaker.
That's a turquoise belt and a fuchsia checked gingham button down, Joy. Got to get the SHADES right.
He is many things? And one of them is a hottie. Thinks how happy he'd be if he just came out already.
Faith values? Gurl, please. Which faith is that? And rumor has it we won't be seeing any dick pix of this guy because he's hung embarrassingly small.
The Schock Era. We laughed. We cried. We cared about the characters.
"Congressbottom"?
You deserve a medal for that one.
Remember when Palin was outed as GILF here on Wonkette?You really still owe America an apology for that.
At my age there is no other kind.
I check gayhomophobe.com just about every week for Schocking news.
He looks all used up to me.
And for goodness sake, if you bring him in your home, don't let him anywhere near the red paint and antique shops!
gay? impossible! he's just as manly as j. edgar hoover.