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DsMTwoShoes's avatar

Not to worry, newly elected Republican Congressman David Young of Iowa 3rd Congressional District will take up the slack.He may not go all International "Man" of Action on Washington. But he puts on one hell of a magic act.Such as getting elected!

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This gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for the morning smiles.

ohpaleasegivemeabreak's avatar

4. Has the perfected look of the derpiest of all derps. Can easily be considered to be the King of All Derpdom based solely on #4.

ohpaleasegivemeabreak's avatar

Them is some biga$$ ears furshure.

ohpaleasegivemeabreak's avatar

True that - with, the most disturbing part - any prior convictions or even just indictments being a badge of honor as opposed to a deal-breaker.

ohpaleasegivemeabreak's avatar

That's a turquoise belt and a fuchsia checked gingham button down, Joy. Got to get the SHADES right.

Tweety Bird's avatar

He is many things? And one of them is a hottie. Thinks how happy he'd be if he just came out already.

Corbin's avatar

Faith values? Gurl, please. Which faith is that? And rumor has it we won't be seeing any dick pix of this guy because he's hung embarrassingly small.

Buzz Fugazi's avatar

The Schock Era. We laughed. We cried. We cared about the characters.

paul helssom's avatar

"Congressbottom"?

You deserve a medal for that one.

GldnAngl's avatar

Remember when Palin was outed as GILF here on Wonkette?You really still owe America an apology for that.

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

At my age there is no other kind.

NarcissisticWeirdo's avatar

I check gayhomophobe.com just about every week for Schocking news.

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

He looks all used up to me.

SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

And for goodness sake, if you bring him in your home, don't let him anywhere near the red paint and antique shops!

Bared Bear's avatar

gay? impossible! he's just as manly as j. edgar hoover.