Hey Congress, watcha doing? Making laws and working hard, ahahahhaha, yeah right, pardon us and our humor. The House has already skipped town to go home and await the arrival of White Santa, and the Senate just finished voting on the two-year compromise budget resolution, which passed 57-33. A COMPROMISE?!?! Yep, it seems that Sen. Patty Murray (D-Sneakers) and Rep. Paul Ryan (R-P90X) came together on a very small budget deal that will maybe possibly prevent a government shutdown. Congress has been fellating itself all week because that’s what you do when you accomplish ONE GODDAM THING. We bet you want to know what is in this budget, don’t ya? Let’s wonksplore.
Thank goodness we still have the next debt ceiling to be frightened about.
It's good that congress is giving it's mighty brains a rest before coming back and doing nothing* again in January.
*Aside from passing useless resolutions and making sure that a Very Important Person's Home in Cornhole IA is declared a national treasure.
Why else do you think he works so hard on his crunches?