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Shypixel's avatar

Mastering the Hi-Five Timing is key. You can get through an entire conversation about sports without knowing or saying a single thing, as long as you offer up a hi-five at the appropriate moment.

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schmannity's avatar

Concussive brain injury = reimagining the American sporting mind.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Concussive brain injury = rearranging the American sporting mind.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

And I'm sure the fact that Lumpy there got paid scads of money by "Chainsaw" Dan Snyder to convince the rubes that having a football team named after a racial slur is okay, was fully disclosed.

Aw, who am I kidding. This guy is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's a pretty Orwellian definition of Orwellian.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No problem . . . so long as you don't know who in the office is gay. Once you find out, it becomes a distraction.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>“There is a right way and a wrong way to communicate to viewers, fans and players..."</i>

And you chose the Fox network. 'nuff said.

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