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He's Brother Coffeemaker.

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There's a fuckup that needs to be fixed, and permanently.

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Laugh if you will, but five years ago I deposited a pound of hamburger in a local food bank's CD and last month it paid back sirloin steak.

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Or paid someone else to pull on them.

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Preferably retroactively.

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I was searching for the key to the joke somewhere within the article.

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... his favorite line about having grown up on "literally the wrong side of the tracks," in "low-income housing," and probably having to fight rats for crumbs of food with Whitey on the Moon.

Oh, he's loooky, compared to the way those four guys had it in Yorkshire!

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But did you get the reduced tax rate for capital gains?

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That isn't Arabic script, is it? It looks like Tengwar.

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Matzah brei?

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Nudnik is a better fit, I think.

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The Democrats’ Civil War Is Over Before It Began But political journalists are refusing to jump on the peace train.

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We still have them! They just don't get national press, because it goes against the Texas is a Blood-Red Stateβ„’ trope.

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Construction requires a looooooooot of sand. And not the ordinary stuff in most deserts or most beaches.

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Exactly. And China is hoovering up vast amounts. Them and the gulf petro-states.

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Howie is not running for the nomination. He's sauntering. Moseying, really, toward a nomination he thinks he can buy. He really thinks people like him. While he's really too bland to attract loathing, he is also too bland to like much. While it's okay he's there, there is no there there.

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