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We've run out of "fucking idiot" jokes. Snark is all that's left, and it's all she deserves.

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A few thousand burger flips will get you thirty minutes of lawyering.

You'd think libertardians would have more money, seeing as they consider themselves experts on the topic.

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There is, but we're not supposed to use the "R word".

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She says he "refused to commit to it," but what he really said was, "What the <i>fuck</i> are you talking about?"

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I do love the classics.

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We're gonna remember this.

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Probably had a little stand selling bile-aid to people on the street.

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"If you have an erection, ever, after contemplating sex with Pam Geller, please consult your psychiatrist immediately."

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... and then digitize the chunky bits onto the internet?

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Pretty sure it's a straightjacket.

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Jesus. This picture.

For some reason, I'm imagining the photographer was standing there in an empty hotel hallway, then when casually turning around, SKREEETCH THERE'S PAM GELLER KNOCKING THEM TO THE FLOOR

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"a law criminalizing the right to criticize"

WTF does that even mean?