Fiscal conservatives love Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels because he loves fiscal conservatism. He loves it so much he declared a "truce" in the culture wars in Indiana so he could focus on it. This upset people, and he eventually had to give in to them, because promising the wingnut faithful an end to non-marital and non-heterosexual and non-coital sexual intercouse is how Republicans are elected, not because America is in love with fiscal conservatism geeks, and if the GOP actually ever won the culture wars, their voters would stop going to the polls. But as Daniels starts to look into joining the presidential race, people who don't want him in it are trying to shame him into the race by propagating Daniels' big "SCANDAL": his wife, whom he has since remarried, divorced him in 1994 and moved to California, leaving him with their four young daughters. Despite not having immediate access to their mother, the children did
We are at war with homosexual marriage. We have always been at war with homosexual marriage.
Mmm, what a hawt sausage fest!
Newt is <i>always</i> available.
I once had a girlfriend that was fetching.
Ok...she was a dog.
Sorry, Mitch, but you&#039;re not crazy enough to be a GOP candidate.