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I don't see the problem. I always assumed he would go back to being an independent. Am I missing something here?

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Thank you for showing us a different shirt. I was getting worried that your mom only packed you the one, although it was a very nice shirt.

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This is why many democrats, myself included, didn't trust his offers of a marriage of convenience. All he really wanted was to take all of our nice things and move his kids into the nice bedrooms. He never wanted to be a democrat.

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Well someone might have been the bottom

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Speaking of, July 29 is National Lasagna Day!

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Not to threadjack here, but while y'all were out doing your Boogie Shoes thing, John Hinckley was released and I have yet to see any hilarious "wish you the best" notes from {JEB!, Cruz, Kasich, Hillary} ending "P.S. Donald Trump is screwing Jodie Foster". I've contributed dozens of dollars to this moon bat satire site over the years and there's a certain minimum level of service I, and call me presumptuous, expect.

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He doesn't even have a navel.

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I want everybody in US America to have a map.

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Couldn't agree on the parameters? Nothingness is so picky. So black-and-black.

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What would be the harm in a tasteful artist's rendition? To the best of your recollection? You, know, for the kids back home?

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Someone on a friend's FacePlace page used "sheeple" in a serious rant about Hillary supporters. I thought about calling her out and making fun of her, but I didn't want to get in a fight with a complete stranger/total idiot.

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No.

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Is WOW kinda like BBW?

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Isn't that the stuff they put on food in Asian restaurants?

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It was literally the most serious and truest statement ever made in human history. Literally.

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