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The Quirk's avatar

I'd settle for Extreme Bris.

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The Quirk's avatar

It's not on fire right now?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>there’s no indication criminal charges would be filed, because we only reserve criminal charges for the poors and the blahs and the people unfortunate enough to be caught in a cycle of poverty, violence, and drug dealings</i>

what's theirs is theirs and what's yours is negotiable.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

nuke 'em from orbit- it's the only way...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK

I'm perfectly good with that...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!!! He ended up paying the Feds money?

So you're telling us that this man wasn't white after all, are you?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

then they could go back to rat fucking everybody and claim they're job creators also too

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Dawn dishwashing soap ?

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