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cleos_mom's avatar

Teachers, period. There's no group the Right hates more.

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Takoma DC's avatar

It's disturbing. They worship wealth, avarice and criminals.

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Skeptical Cat's avatar

They go to a private prison and work for 15 cents an hour.

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Hollis Brown's avatar

Somebody needs to kill the Wicked Witch of the Midwest

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Hollis Brown's avatar

no not seriously, don't kill anybody. Unless throwing water on him kills him, in which case it's fine

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IHaveThoughts's avatar

And they're both equally friendly to gays and minorities.

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Takoma DC's avatar

Being hungry and worked to death probably works in their favor too.

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Meander's avatar

Why go halfway, right?

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chazmanr's avatar

They learn "M-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Humpback-Humpback-I" in kindergarten, 1st grade, 2nd grade and 3rd grade.

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SpaceCaptainWarlock's avatar

You're right. Because they're less likely to get out and vote. And the lower the voter turnout, the more it favors republicans. Don't take my word for it.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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IHaveThoughts's avatar

It's almost as if - and hear me out on this, because it's going to be the hottest of takes, but it's almost as if Sam Brownback is A FUCKING ASSHOLE. But that couldn't be. Surely not. Never.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

And I am sure Herr Braunrücken is just lilly white.

(Metaphorically - we all know he is in the literal sense)

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Incoming Ham's avatar

We all have, Guppy, We all have.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Damn, I thought it was one of the evil ones, and I was schadenfreuding pretty hard about it.

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deadjello's avatar

Osawotomie?? Where have I heard that name before...oh,yeah, now I remember. Too bad John Brown's not around anymore, I think he might have a way to get rid of Brownback...with votes of course.

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