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cleos_mom's avatar

Teachers, period. There's no group the Right hates more.

Takoma DC's avatar

It's disturbing. They worship wealth, avarice and criminals.

Skeptical Cat's avatar

They go to a private prison and work for 15 cents an hour.

Hollis Brown's avatar

Somebody needs to kill the Wicked Witch of the Midwest

Hollis Brown's avatar

no not seriously, don't kill anybody. Unless throwing water on him kills him, in which case it's fine

IHaveThoughts's avatar

And they're both equally friendly to gays and minorities.

Takoma DC's avatar

Being hungry and worked to death probably works in their favor too.

Meander's avatar

Why go halfway, right?

chazmanr's avatar

They learn "M-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Humpback-Humpback-I" in kindergarten, 1st grade, 2nd grade and 3rd grade.

SpaceCaptainWarlock's avatar

You're right. Because they're less likely to get out and vote. And the lower the voter turnout, the more it favors republicans. Don't take my word for it.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

IHaveThoughts's avatar

It's almost as if - and hear me out on this, because it's going to be the hottest of takes, but it's almost as if Sam Brownback is A FUCKING ASSHOLE. But that couldn't be. Surely not. Never.

Incoming Ham's avatar

And I am sure Herr Braunrücken is just lilly white.

(Metaphorically - we all know he is in the literal sense)

Incoming Ham's avatar

We all have, Guppy, We all have.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Damn, I thought it was one of the evil ones, and I was schadenfreuding pretty hard about it.

deadjello's avatar

Osawotomie?? Where have I heard that name before...oh,yeah, now I remember. Too bad John Brown's not around anymore, I think he might have a way to get rid of Brownback...with votes of course.