The first sign that Time magazine was pooping on the truth came on Oct. 22, when it reported that “Swedish intelligence had detected a distress call from somewhere in the Stockholm archipelago.” The legendary hotbed of native advertising went on to add, “The next day, two civilians reported spotting [Russian Nessie] in waters about 40 kilometers east of Stockholm.”
"Remember last time, when she called about that Peeping Tom - you know who that was, don't you? It was that Luther Grilk's horse."
Literally speaking...
Proof in action that it's just plain irresponsible not to speculate. Objectivity is for suckers.
Where's Seaman Jonesy when you need him?
Deny it health insurance.
"contacting the Russian government to ask, “By the way, do you know anything about a submarine?”
They'd only have said "Nyet," therby proving that there was a Russian sub lurking in Swedish waters.
"Remember last time, when she called about that Peeping Tom - you know who that was, don't you? It was that Luther Grilk's horse."