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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Fuck and runFuck and runEven when I was CA 15

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Emil Muz's avatar

Liz Phair FTW

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Emil Muz's avatar

Just so I'm clear this week--Chinese spies=bad, Russian spies=good?

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tehbaddr's avatar

Bao chikka bao bao!

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Tom65's avatar

Beats governance, right?

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tehbaddr's avatar

The horizontal laptop, the last browsing of the night!

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

GQP staffers have already started their "very attractive Asian girl" investigations. You just have to hit the ground running!

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Peripherals make that better.

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DahBoner's avatar

Next thing you know, they’re selling you gas at a discount.

WE DON'T BUY GAS FROM CHINA YOU MORON 🤣

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Brandon is compromised by Giiiiina! His whole Taiwan statements are just like Donnie in Helsinki! GQP revenge is going to be really dumb.

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marcus816's avatar

“He's heard from "whistleblowers" that Hunter and Bao were doing the horizontal laptop.” SER, still bringing it! Damn!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Asian woman fetishing INCELS be jealous because they think Hunter is getting some with all kinds of women and they NEVER will with any.

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feckless's avatar

Attractive Red Chinese spies you say?Like Mrs. Mitch McConnell?Beuller? Anyone?

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Cranky Man's avatar

Incognito mode? Is that what the kids are calling fornication?

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Cranky Man's avatar

It was a naked Hunter, on a water slide with 500mb really hard hard drive.

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Darth Trad's avatar

I'm guessing she turns out to be lime 4th generation American. Which is more than you can say about Trump's wives. Or Trump.

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