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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Fuck and runFuck and runEven when I was CA 15

Emil Muz's avatar

Just so I'm clear this week--Chinese spies=bad, Russian spies=good?

tehbaddr's avatar

Bao chikka bao bao!

Tom65's avatar

Beats governance, right?

tehbaddr's avatar

The horizontal laptop, the last browsing of the night!

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

GQP staffers have already started their "very attractive Asian girl" investigations. You just have to hit the ground running!

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Peripherals make that better.

DahBoner's avatar

Next thing you know, they’re selling you gas at a discount.

WE DON'T BUY GAS FROM CHINA YOU MORON 🤣

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Brandon is compromised by Giiiiina! His whole Taiwan statements are just like Donnie in Helsinki! GQP revenge is going to be really dumb.

marcus816's avatar

“He's heard from "whistleblowers" that Hunter and Bao were doing the horizontal laptop.” SER, still bringing it! Damn!

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Asian woman fetishing INCELS be jealous because they think Hunter is getting some with all kinds of women and they NEVER will with any.

feckless's avatar

Attractive Red Chinese spies you say?Like Mrs. Mitch McConnell?Beuller? Anyone?

Cranky Man's avatar

Incognito mode? Is that what the kids are calling fornication?

Cranky Man's avatar

It was a naked Hunter, on a water slide with 500mb really hard hard drive.

Darth Trad's avatar

I'm guessing she turns out to be lime 4th generation American. Which is more than you can say about Trump's wives. Or Trump.