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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

From hot dog buns to guns!

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Nobody’s saying he’s a rocket scientist. OR that he didn’t try to trade on his Dad’s name. But of course those things just make him a common grifter, not the smoking gun implicating the Biden Crime Family (tm).

And wait…don’t the GOP lurve them some common grifters?!?

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The word “whistleblower” is doing some heavy lifting here, and throughout the GOP’s numerous bad-faith “investigations.” A whistleblower in general has the receipts to back up their claims of malfeasance. Seems more like what they tend to trot out is a bog-standard “disgruntled former employee.” Or even the old favorite, a “partisan hack.”

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Dawg knows what he’s doing, because he’s a Good Dawg. Their magic sky man? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Valid point, and the same one used to counter the “Debate meeee!!” idiots. Getting on the same platform with these numbnuts just legitimizes their stupidity.

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Do a refresh…you might notice a teeny tiny civil war underway in Russia.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

WTAF are you talking about? While I don’t subscribe, I do read a lot of WaPo articles. And at no point did they say anything even remotely as stupid as that. Feel free to prove me wrong by linking to said headlines.

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Enbastet's avatar

Great analogy!

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JoeChristmas's avatar

He actually did Nigerghazi!!1!

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jte's avatar

As mayor of Cincinatti in the 70's, the late Jerry Springer sparked a scandal by paying a prostitute *with a check* and even filled out the memo line with something like "sexual services".

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fuflans's avatar

much more precisely said. cheers!

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Saint Stephen's avatar

Facts simply don't matter to Rethugs.

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Saint Stephen's avatar

It's so easy for the Rethugs to make allegations. Proving them is another matter entirely, but they don't care. As long as they make allegations the media will report them and their idiot voters will believe them.

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Saint Stephen's avatar

How long has it been since Republicans got along with reality?

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phuquediqus's avatar

Seems like it is necessary to attempt a prosecution on this and if it is determined that they didn't break any laws, then we need laws to address this specific issue

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