Hunter is probably bored over at Daily Kos, don't you think? He should come write for Wonkette instead, where we pay in Ameros and the finest whore diamonds. From Mitt Romney's Human Diary, May 31: We therefore dispatched a team of staffers to the event in order to shout at them quite rudely, thus showing them who is boss. Upon the suggestion of one particularly crafty staffer, we instructed the staff to attempt to blow bubbles during the event. Our reasoning was simple, but brilliant. Humans like shiny things, so all that would be needed to end all forbidden talk of my record as a state governor was to show them shiny things during the offending presentation. At first we were merely going to jingle keys in front of the audience, entrancing them, but the bubble idea was instantly recognized as superior, as there was the additional possibility that the opposing speakers would get bubble juice in their eyes, thus disabling them.
<blockquote>Unfortunately, not all battles went in our favor today. I learned from my staff that the newest ad by Karl Rove, an ally, mentioned the wrong closed company when attacking closed companies on my behalf. He meant to attack a closed company supported by my opponent; instead, the advertisement incorrectly attacked a closed company that I myself had supported. This was tremendously awkward, and is yet another example of the undue burden placed on my campaign by the artificial wall between myself and my allied Super PAC units.</blockquote>
Its style brings to mind a headline from The Onion, &quot;You Will Suffer Humiliation When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area&quot;
Ugh. Silly movie. The <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=iZgTTf8B_gY&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">TV version</a> of Marvin was much better... plus, how come a $50 million movie failed to give Zaphod the correct number of heads when BBC2 managed just fine in 1981?
BMW keys were also used as bait to attract girls in bars.
i prefer river tam myself.
this is nice antidote to the mitt camp gloating over the job numbers.
seriously, i thought i was going to barf this am.
I like the closing paragraph:
<blockquote>Unfortunately, not all battles went in our favor today. I learned from my staff that the newest ad by Karl Rove, an ally, mentioned the wrong closed company when attacking closed companies on my behalf. He meant to attack a closed company supported by my opponent; instead, the advertisement incorrectly attacked a closed company that I myself had supported. This was tremendously awkward, and is yet another example of the undue burden placed on my campaign by the artificial wall between myself and my allied Super PAC units.</blockquote>
Its style brings to mind a headline from The Onion, &quot;You Will Suffer Humiliation When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area&quot;
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/romney-trump.jpg" target="_blank">Nobody cares about Romney&#039;s birth certificate.</a>
Also, balls.
you know the drill: analysts were expecting more, this president has failed, only the mittbot knows how to fix the future.
blech.
george clooney sure comes from nice stock doesn&#039;t he?
Ugh. Silly movie. The <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=iZgTTf8B_gY&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">TV version</a> of Marvin was much better... plus, how come a $50 million movie failed to give Zaphod the correct number of heads when BBC2 managed just fine in 1981?
There&#039;s 2 types of people in Mitt World. Him and The Help.