RIGHT? If we could, we'd just aim the storm RIGHT THERE.
Also, to gain the Pima County/Maricopa County Arizona vote (most populous areas of the state), maybe focus the Democrat Weather Ray to bring actual NON SUMMER temperatures in Mid October?
The same way Ds managed to completely control the voting for POTUS last time, but somehow couldn't (or forgot to) do the same thing for down ballot races.
I was getting pissed off about all the poisonous lying and then I thought, it's all they got. This and the border, and aside from MAGAs and racists (pretty much the same thing), I just don't think PAB and the Space Karen's appeal to base instincts is changing minds. So fuck 'em.
REPUBLICANS CATCH WIND OF THE BIDEN WEATHER MANIPULATION PLAN BUT ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THEY FACE
Empty Greene, the Republican congresswoman from the Inside of a clothes dryer lint filter (and NC) has proclaimed that the hurricanes that have recently attacked the American Southeast and major parts of the State of Confusion known as Florida are being controlled by a cabal of White House leadership and military prowess. Everyone, even many Republicans, have pointed fingers at Greene as believing in something that is impossible, and are trying to convince her that belief in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and that Jimmy Hoffa is still running the Teamsters are better bets. What Greene doesn’t understand is that she is on TO something (well, she’s probably on something, also, but that’s a tale for later.) She has, through sheer blind luck uncovered part of the truth. What follows is the honest-to-Crom truthful reality that she has tippy-toed into. Someone, whose name is forgotten, beat her to an awareness of Part 1 of this fiendish plan. Greene stumbled onto Part II. Part III will follow.
Several weeks ago a Republican politician announced that he had discovered that the Canadians possessed a large, secret valve, controlled by a very large wheel, that prevented the meltwater runoff from the Canadian Rockies from entering the United States. The water flows into the Pacific Ocean to keep the fish, orcas, humpbacks, and Old Davey Jones himself happy and well-watered. The valve is real—one valve to control all of the water from the ice caps and glaciers from the mountains that stretch from the US border to the US border at Alaska. Biden, in 2021, made a deal with one Justin Trudeau that, for an agreement to start selling both canned and fresh poutine in US grocery chains, the valve would be under US control and through secret projects of the US Army Corps of Engineers the water will soon flow only to Democratic areas of California, Oregon, Washington State, and the sensible areas of Nevada, Utah, and Arizona. The Democratic areas will be green with orchards and fields of produce and the Republican areas will dry up and blow eastward in the prevailing winds. Tough luck, Repubs.
Now Empty Greene somehow in her brainless state has become aware of the reality that Democrats in power, backed by the considerable resources of the US Military establishment, can control the weather, and that includes the ability to create and control the direction of hurricanes, especially very large hurricanes. Helene struck hard at northern Florida and then pummeled the inland Red states of Georgia, the Carolinas, Tennessee, and parts of Kentucky and the Republican areas of western Virginia. Do you think that was just “luck”? That was a well-aimed storm. Now along comes Milton, targeted for central Florida and the retirement enclaves where voting for a Democrat can only be done in darkest night. Whoops! Two-thirds of Florida is submerged in trash and dirty water.
In a short time another storm will be birthed and will be aimed better than the other two—the military learns quickly. This storm, yet to be named, will hit Southern Florida, will destroy Mar-a-Lago (or Merde-a-Lardo) so that it is a pile of ketchup bottles, Big Mac wrappers, and soggy government documents that were hidden in Trump’s bedroom. However, this third storm will, after blasting South Florida and entering the Atlantic, curve back west and take out the North Florida, Georgia, South and North Carolina coastlines before blowing itself out over Middletown, Ohio, the home of you-know-who. Hurricanes will rid the US of many of the sad voters who would cast ballots for Trump and Vance.
But that isn’t the end. This is a one-two-three punch of immense proportions, and the third punch will be the most devastating.
George Soros has been pouring trillions of dollars into a project that has finally been brought to a working level. The Soros-funded scientists and engineers have learned how to manipulate the great plates that exist on Planet Earth and are responsible for moving continents, causing earthquakes, and raising mountain ranges. The ability to do this should send all MAGA-believers shuddering into their caves and mothers’ basements. It is called Subsidence Management Through Tectonic Manipulation, or SMTTM (pronounced “smite-em).
Before too many months, the great central rivers of the US will begin flowing backward; the Mississippi, Missouri, Ohio, Red, Illinois and other tributaries will find their waters reversing as the ground beneath these rivers begins to sink and the Gulf of Mexico rushes northward. But what will really be subsiding will be the Republican states of the Central US: Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Nebraska, Kansas, Idaho, Montana, and both the Dakotas will slowly subside, sliding beneath the rising waters and drowning out the hapless MAGAs who happen to live there. A vast lake, perhaps to be called Ancient Lake Agassiz II, will occupy the central US, covering only the formerly Red states, courtesy of the trillions of dollars invested in the project by Soros, who will own any remaining shoreline areas for development of resorts and housing for illegal immigrants, thereby earning reimbursement for his fiendish project’s cost.
So there is the plan, seen through a glass very darkly by the Great Republican Minds such as Empty Greene, now seen face-to-face and weaponized by the Democratic-military-scientific-Soros Complex, and partly working with liberal Canadian authorities.
Eat your hearts out, Republicans. You won’t have much more to chew on when things reach the inevitable climax.
There was a rather hopeful article on DKOS about President Biden and VP Harris appearing on The Weather Channel. Selected quotes:
"Secretary Mayorkas and other administration folks were also there. But in my mind it was the just President and Vice President doing what had to be done to get the word out on the reality of the hurricane and the reality of relief efforts already underway. [...]
They pointed out the dangers of the disinformation campaign F-POTUS Trump was running. How his team was lying to the general public about everything hurricane related and everything hurricane relief related. I am fairly certain that it was President Biden himself who pointed out that Presidents cannot and do not create hurricanes and direct them to Republican areas. If I recall correctly, he said the fact that anyone would make this kind of stuff up was both sad and dangerous. [...]
But, wait. It gets better. It dawned on me that the administration would not fail to notify other news outlets that they were going to be on live TV talking about the hurricane. So, I scanned the channels for other news shows. Yup! The President and Vice President were everywhere. Even Fox was covering the interviews.
It may directly impact the election outcome in Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina. Likely, it will have a larger impact than that.
--> Lots of folks who do not follow political news do follow weather news. <--
One or two percent of the voters in a number of states could make a big difference in a number of races. Further, I suspect it will weaken some of the cult-like belief in whatever Trump says."
I’m working on a story right now where a private investigator has to work with a police detective on a case, complicated by the fantastical magical world where the case is heading and the detective’s innate magical ability to detect when someone’s lying(which she just chalks up to intuition). The P.I. has to walk a fine tightrope while he tries to balance not blowing her mind with the magical world she knows nothing of while still being truthful as possible and… well, let’s just say I’ve been taking lots of notes lately from current events.
Loser party tells loser followers loser lies, that threaten loser lives, then loser party has less loser followers, still leaving everyone confused as to why they are called the loser party.
IF YOU LEAVE YOUR HOME, FEMA AND GEORGE SOROS WILL STEAL IT FOR THE ADRENOCHROME!
The only way to prevent this is NOT TO EVACUATE. So when Milton comes, stay ON YOUR PORCH WITH YOUR GUN so you can SHOOT THE STORM AWAY, just like Gran'pappy did to those goldurn revenooers!
You can show grace and give a kudos to Pushaw for saying the right thing this one time, but she’s still on my shit list along with every other asshole who found their spine when it was “their” people at risk.
Because that’s the thing with these kinds of assholes - they’re more than happy to toe the party line and inflict pain and misery on others who are outside the circle of “their” people. And then we’re supposed to clap when they find it in themselves to be decent people because “their” people are hurting. Fuck that.
Exactly this. The idiots who would believe this stupid shit are GQP voters. Dems are smarter and would know better, have actual news sources instead of someone's Memaw's facebork feed, and care more about others. The MAGAts are the ones who'd stay home and die, and Cushaw knows it.
We finally got a few Republicans to admit, "You shouldn't believe everything you read on the Internet" - years too late.
Edit to add: I heard last night that at least three 911 calls in the evacuation zones had to go unanswered because THEY LITERALLY CANNOT RESCUE YOU WHEN THERE ARE 100 MPH WINDS OUTSIDE THAT IS WHY THEY TOLD YOU TO EVACUATE!
The person who was livestreaming from Bradenton yesterday is fine. 1. He wasn't in an evacuation zone; his house was 40 feet above sea level and nowhere near the rivers. 2. His house was built to withstand a Cat 5 storm. 3. He went offline an hour before landfall because the power went out in Bradenton first.
Ta, Dok. Pushaw will never stop lying about LGBTQI+ people.
ETA: If D's control the weather, why is Merde-a-Lardo still standing?
RIGHT? If we could, we'd just aim the storm RIGHT THERE.
Also, to gain the Pima County/Maricopa County Arizona vote (most populous areas of the state), maybe focus the Democrat Weather Ray to bring actual NON SUMMER temperatures in Mid October?
The same way Ds managed to completely control the voting for POTUS last time, but somehow couldn't (or forgot to) do the same thing for down ballot races.
I was getting pissed off about all the poisonous lying and then I thought, it's all they got. This and the border, and aside from MAGAs and racists (pretty much the same thing), I just don't think PAB and the Space Karen's appeal to base instincts is changing minds. So fuck 'em.
They are so close to actually understanding we need to tell the truth and help people. So close…
REPUBLICANS CATCH WIND OF THE BIDEN WEATHER MANIPULATION PLAN BUT ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THEY FACE
Empty Greene, the Republican congresswoman from the Inside of a clothes dryer lint filter (and NC) has proclaimed that the hurricanes that have recently attacked the American Southeast and major parts of the State of Confusion known as Florida are being controlled by a cabal of White House leadership and military prowess. Everyone, even many Republicans, have pointed fingers at Greene as believing in something that is impossible, and are trying to convince her that belief in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and that Jimmy Hoffa is still running the Teamsters are better bets. What Greene doesn’t understand is that she is on TO something (well, she’s probably on something, also, but that’s a tale for later.) She has, through sheer blind luck uncovered part of the truth. What follows is the honest-to-Crom truthful reality that she has tippy-toed into. Someone, whose name is forgotten, beat her to an awareness of Part 1 of this fiendish plan. Greene stumbled onto Part II. Part III will follow.
Several weeks ago a Republican politician announced that he had discovered that the Canadians possessed a large, secret valve, controlled by a very large wheel, that prevented the meltwater runoff from the Canadian Rockies from entering the United States. The water flows into the Pacific Ocean to keep the fish, orcas, humpbacks, and Old Davey Jones himself happy and well-watered. The valve is real—one valve to control all of the water from the ice caps and glaciers from the mountains that stretch from the US border to the US border at Alaska. Biden, in 2021, made a deal with one Justin Trudeau that, for an agreement to start selling both canned and fresh poutine in US grocery chains, the valve would be under US control and through secret projects of the US Army Corps of Engineers the water will soon flow only to Democratic areas of California, Oregon, Washington State, and the sensible areas of Nevada, Utah, and Arizona. The Democratic areas will be green with orchards and fields of produce and the Republican areas will dry up and blow eastward in the prevailing winds. Tough luck, Repubs.
Now Empty Greene somehow in her brainless state has become aware of the reality that Democrats in power, backed by the considerable resources of the US Military establishment, can control the weather, and that includes the ability to create and control the direction of hurricanes, especially very large hurricanes. Helene struck hard at northern Florida and then pummeled the inland Red states of Georgia, the Carolinas, Tennessee, and parts of Kentucky and the Republican areas of western Virginia. Do you think that was just “luck”? That was a well-aimed storm. Now along comes Milton, targeted for central Florida and the retirement enclaves where voting for a Democrat can only be done in darkest night. Whoops! Two-thirds of Florida is submerged in trash and dirty water.
In a short time another storm will be birthed and will be aimed better than the other two—the military learns quickly. This storm, yet to be named, will hit Southern Florida, will destroy Mar-a-Lago (or Merde-a-Lardo) so that it is a pile of ketchup bottles, Big Mac wrappers, and soggy government documents that were hidden in Trump’s bedroom. However, this third storm will, after blasting South Florida and entering the Atlantic, curve back west and take out the North Florida, Georgia, South and North Carolina coastlines before blowing itself out over Middletown, Ohio, the home of you-know-who. Hurricanes will rid the US of many of the sad voters who would cast ballots for Trump and Vance.
But that isn’t the end. This is a one-two-three punch of immense proportions, and the third punch will be the most devastating.
George Soros has been pouring trillions of dollars into a project that has finally been brought to a working level. The Soros-funded scientists and engineers have learned how to manipulate the great plates that exist on Planet Earth and are responsible for moving continents, causing earthquakes, and raising mountain ranges. The ability to do this should send all MAGA-believers shuddering into their caves and mothers’ basements. It is called Subsidence Management Through Tectonic Manipulation, or SMTTM (pronounced “smite-em).
Before too many months, the great central rivers of the US will begin flowing backward; the Mississippi, Missouri, Ohio, Red, Illinois and other tributaries will find their waters reversing as the ground beneath these rivers begins to sink and the Gulf of Mexico rushes northward. But what will really be subsiding will be the Republican states of the Central US: Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Nebraska, Kansas, Idaho, Montana, and both the Dakotas will slowly subside, sliding beneath the rising waters and drowning out the hapless MAGAs who happen to live there. A vast lake, perhaps to be called Ancient Lake Agassiz II, will occupy the central US, covering only the formerly Red states, courtesy of the trillions of dollars invested in the project by Soros, who will own any remaining shoreline areas for development of resorts and housing for illegal immigrants, thereby earning reimbursement for his fiendish project’s cost.
So there is the plan, seen through a glass very darkly by the Great Republican Minds such as Empty Greene, now seen face-to-face and weaponized by the Democratic-military-scientific-Soros Complex, and partly working with liberal Canadian authorities.
Eat your hearts out, Republicans. You won’t have much more to chew on when things reach the inevitable climax.
Is Our Republican Countrymen & Women Lurning?
Nah.
There was a rather hopeful article on DKOS about President Biden and VP Harris appearing on The Weather Channel. Selected quotes:
"Secretary Mayorkas and other administration folks were also there. But in my mind it was the just President and Vice President doing what had to be done to get the word out on the reality of the hurricane and the reality of relief efforts already underway. [...]
They pointed out the dangers of the disinformation campaign F-POTUS Trump was running. How his team was lying to the general public about everything hurricane related and everything hurricane relief related. I am fairly certain that it was President Biden himself who pointed out that Presidents cannot and do not create hurricanes and direct them to Republican areas. If I recall correctly, he said the fact that anyone would make this kind of stuff up was both sad and dangerous. [...]
But, wait. It gets better. It dawned on me that the administration would not fail to notify other news outlets that they were going to be on live TV talking about the hurricane. So, I scanned the channels for other news shows. Yup! The President and Vice President were everywhere. Even Fox was covering the interviews.
It may directly impact the election outcome in Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina. Likely, it will have a larger impact than that.
--> Lots of folks who do not follow political news do follow weather news. <--
One or two percent of the voters in a number of states could make a big difference in a number of races. Further, I suspect it will weaken some of the cult-like belief in whatever Trump says."
[Emphasis mine]
I’m working on a story right now where a private investigator has to work with a police detective on a case, complicated by the fantastical magical world where the case is heading and the detective’s innate magical ability to detect when someone’s lying(which she just chalks up to intuition). The P.I. has to walk a fine tightrope while he tries to balance not blowing her mind with the magical world she knows nothing of while still being truthful as possible and… well, let’s just say I’ve been taking lots of notes lately from current events.
Loser party tells loser followers loser lies, that threaten loser lives, then loser party has less loser followers, still leaving everyone confused as to why they are called the loser party.
Musk's miserable ass should be thrown in jail for about a week as a threat to public safety. He needs a serious attitude adjustment.
Hey, Trumpcult:
IF YOU LEAVE YOUR HOME, FEMA AND GEORGE SOROS WILL STEAL IT FOR THE ADRENOCHROME!
The only way to prevent this is NOT TO EVACUATE. So when Milton comes, stay ON YOUR PORCH WITH YOUR GUN so you can SHOOT THE STORM AWAY, just like Gran'pappy did to those goldurn revenooers!
"Pushaw"
Gesundheit!
It is startling to see someone in PR whose name is an archaic synonym for "Bullshit!"
Don't politicize this by agreeing with me!
Hurricanes Like Helene Keep Killing for Years After They Strike .... https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/national/2024/10/08/796362.htm
"The average storm hitting the U.S. contributes to the early deaths of 7,000 to 11,000 people over a 15-year period"
Sad and sobered upvote!
If y'all really CAN control the weather, would someone PLEASE smite Trump with a lightning bolt?
Marj too - thanks.
The fact that this hasn't happens seems like sufficient proof that we can't control the weather. Ipso facto.
If I controlled the weather, the “smite” function controller on my dashboard, would have to be replaced due to overuse!
"the “smite” function controller on my dashboard"
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This is a "Far Side" cartoon in the making.
...or at least hack the Jewish Space Lasers....
Might need some alternate function controllers - smash, zap, hammer....
You can show grace and give a kudos to Pushaw for saying the right thing this one time, but she’s still on my shit list along with every other asshole who found their spine when it was “their” people at risk.
Because that’s the thing with these kinds of assholes - they’re more than happy to toe the party line and inflict pain and misery on others who are outside the circle of “their” people. And then we’re supposed to clap when they find it in themselves to be decent people because “their” people are hurting. Fuck that.
Exactly this. The idiots who would believe this stupid shit are GQP voters. Dems are smarter and would know better, have actual news sources instead of someone's Memaw's facebork feed, and care more about others. The MAGAts are the ones who'd stay home and die, and Cushaw knows it.
We finally got a few Republicans to admit, "You shouldn't believe everything you read on the Internet" - years too late.
Edit to add: I heard last night that at least three 911 calls in the evacuation zones had to go unanswered because THEY LITERALLY CANNOT RESCUE YOU WHEN THERE ARE 100 MPH WINDS OUTSIDE THAT IS WHY THEY TOLD YOU TO EVACUATE!
The person who was livestreaming from Bradenton yesterday is fine. 1. He wasn't in an evacuation zone; his house was 40 feet above sea level and nowhere near the rivers. 2. His house was built to withstand a Cat 5 storm. 3. He went offline an hour before landfall because the power went out in Bradenton first.
Exactly. Have a heart attack when a hurricane is raging? Too bad, so sad, Charlie.
The EMTs aren't running when the wind can blow an ambulance over and there are live electric wires down all over the place.
Shoot yourself cleaning the guns so you're all ready to shoot them looters (or L'otters)? Same.